Posts Tagged ‘liquidity crisis’
Bernanke: No.
FWIW: we say no to a second term.
This weekend there are many reports and commentaries regarding the U.S. Senate vote to confirm Ben Bernanke to a second term as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve. For example, see the article Backers Rally to Bernanke in The Wall Street Journal.
Mr. Bernanke neither deserves a second term nor can we, as a nation and economy, afford it.
Don’t Blame Him for any Bubbles
Many commentators, analysts, and economists blame Mr. Bernanke’s (and his predecessor, Alan Greenspan’s) easy money policies for creating a sequence of bubbles.
We don’t. As far as we can tell, prior to 2008, Mr. Bernanke did not force a single person or firm to borrow an additional dollar or invest in assets and securities that they did not understand. See our post The Low Interest Rates Made Us Do It: Oh, How Lame! from August, 2008. Note that Community Reinvestment Account (CRA) policies were not his diktat. In fact, their initial implementation in 1977 far precede his involvement at the Fed.
His Flawed Policies Aren’t Disqualifying
In addition, as much as we dislike his statist policy prescriptions to end the liquidity crisis that began in the Fall of 2008, we don’t think that alone is reason to deny his confirmation.
However, every TARP-addled, self-congratulatory politician, bureaucrat, and regulator wishing to take credit for staving off a new depression, should note that during the “The Great Depression,” the Dow Jones Industrial Average gained 63.74% in 1932. HOWEVER, it took an additional 20 years – that’s 20 years – for the Dow to reach its pre-crash highs of 1929.
Thus, if you, dear reader, confidently “know” or strongly believe that because the Dow has rallied since last March, that necessarily means that the crisis has ended with little or no chance of returning, then you are, indeed, a short-sighted fool (with little awareness of history).
So, if (1) we don’t blame him for the consumer and investor behavior that led to the mortgage débâcle that led to the liquidity crisis and (2) we don’t think that his policy response to the crisis, in and of itself, is disqualifying, then what is it?
His Panic & Terror Were Unconscionable
It was his panicked response to the mortgage débâcle that helped turn it into a liquidity crisis and severe recession. It wasn’t his policy prescriptions, it was the way he tried to sell them. He wasn’t alone. Former President Bush, Congressional leaders, and ex-Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson also deserve much of the blame, and we gave it to them, but he should have known better. (See, for example, Well, This Is a Fine Mess You’ve Gotten Us into.… or just about anything else that we wrote from September — December, 2008.)
During the spring and summer of 2008, we asked on several occasions: why are the losses so concentrated this time? See, for example, this search or this tag or this one. (There’s some overlap.)
The rather concentrated mortgage débâcle informed investors and creditors that bank managers were far less capable than had been believed. As confidence in the banks shrank, our public servants panicked and eeked and squeaked like little girls.
Their collective panic and terror destroyed public confidence – not just in the banks – that was justifiable – but in the economy as a whole. Their threats and overstatements became self-fulfilling, and permitted cynical managements at non-financial corporations to lay-off employees. Those actions immediately deepened the downturn and destroyed consumer and investor confidence. It still has not recovered. (By the way, by non-financial, we don’t mean that hopeless and hapless auto manufacturers. Given their precarious states, they were doomed to fail whenever a recession occurred.)
Perhaps by 2008, he had spent too much time in Washington and had forgotten that words and statements have real implications. There are sound reasons why it is illegal to shouts “Fire!” in a crowded theater (and risk a public catastrophe). In our mind, that’s what Mr. Bernanke and his cronies did. Words are not merely “throw-away” rhetoric used to attempt to influence undecided senators and representatives to support a hastily-composed bill, especially when done publicly.
Clearly, we don’t believe that “if you don’t have anything nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all.” If we did, we would have published a total of about fifteen posts since we started writing on April 1, 2008.
We do, however, think that if one have a position of responsibility, then one should act and speak responsibly, and Mr. Bernanke did not do so when it mattered the most. We can forgive such behavior, but we can’t forget it, so we don’t trust him. So, for what it’s worth, we recommend that Mr. Bernanke not be reconfirmed.
SCAP, The Government’s Naïve Stress Testing Exercise
Or, Is It the Naïve Government’s Stress Testing Exercise?
More Lack of Planning and Insight from Our Regulators and Government Officials
About one month ago – on April 7, to be precise – we asked, Where Will the Bank Stress Testing Exercise Lead?
In that post, we wrote that the tests could be designed one of three ways: (1) with a positive bias to ensure that all or almost all of the banks could pass the tests, (2) with no bias to get a honest — though not necessarily accurate — assessment of each bank’s financial condition (with accuracy constrained by the implicit and explicit assumptions built into the exercise), or (3) with a negative bias to ensure that most or all banks fail the test.
Given the various news reports that fourteen of the 19 banks may have “failed” the tests and that the fourteen have since been negotiated down to ten that may “require capital,” it doesn’t seem that the tests were designed or biased to generate positive results. In retrospect, it doesn’t seem that the economic assumptions were particularly negative – see We Can’t Subsidize the Banks Forever in today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal for evidence that first quarter economic activity and statistics were worse than projected in the exercise. Note, however, that if they were designed with a positive or optimistic bias, then the regulators who designed the Supervisory Capital Assessment Program (SCAP) wre/are horrendously clueless and incompetent, and that’s not outside the realm of possibility.
As we wrote last month, we can’t imagine anyone designing a negative bias into the tests; so, that means that, most likely, the government sought an “honest” though not necessarily accurate assessment of each bank’s ability to absorb additional losses.
That was and is problematic given the amount of publicity generated about the program. It would have been much better to perform the tests in total secrecy – in what appeared to be a disjointed, disorganized, ad hoc, and unsystematic manner to belie any sense that a thorough investigation or comprehensive and national approach was being undertaken. (They should have been standardized but secret tests with no publicity or acknowledgements of their existence.)
The three-day delay in announcing their findings shows that the regulators – the Fed, the OCC, etc – were unprepared for the results. As we wrote back then, there was no scenario analyses of the stress test outcomes. For examples, what will we do if fourteen banks require more capital, all nineteen, what about two giant ones, etc?
It’s another example of government officials being too rash and not thoughtful enough for their own – and the economy’s – sake. That’s why the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
When we find the time, we’ll expand this post later today or tomorrow, but the events of this week show that the government’s response to the Liquidity Crisis, which is, in fact, a crisis in confidence in financial intermediaries, is no more thoughtful than its reaction to the Mortgage Débâcle, and that panicked and over-publicized response created the Liquidity Crisis in the first place.
Please, folks, first “do no harm,” which means that you have to think before acting or calculating. Now where have you seen that before?
And You Thought We Were Depressing
Responding to our request for comments in yesterday’s post, Happy Anniversary to…Us!, a reader from Australia pointed us to an excellent and quite comprehensive article in May’s edition of The Atlantic Monthly. (Thanks Steven.)
The article is entitled “The Quiet Coup,” and was written by Simon Johnson, an econ prof at MIT and the former Chief Economist at the International Monetary Fund (IMF). Fortunately, as you can tell by the link, the article is freely available from The Atlantic’s web site.1
Mr. Johnson seems to be a very smart man with vast and useful experience and knowledge, and he uses his background and skills to frame the current economic crisis in a very interesting way.
In much of the article, he treats the US as a potential IMF client, and analyzes the situation the same way he would (or has) viewed emerging market countries faced by similar crises, particularly with respect to the interactions of the country’s oligarchy and the government. However, he does recognize that the US is different.
“Of course, the U.S. is unique. And just as we have the world’s most advanced economy, military, and technology, we also have its most advanced oligarchy.”
We’ve talked about crony capitalism on several occasions, and Mr. Johnson brings several insights to light. (We define others’ insights as things we haven’t thought, yet, or things that took us a long time to figure out.)
Needless to say, if you like our analyses of and prescriptions for the mortgage débâcle and liquidity crisis, then you’ll like his, too. (If your new to our site, sample our categories and archives for related content. There are vast quantities of it.) For example, he writes:
“…This is what Ben Bernanke, the man who succeeded him, said in 2006: “The management of market risk and credit risk has become increasingly sophisticated. … Banking organizations of all sizes have made substantial strides over the past two decades in their ability to measure and manage risks.”
Of course, this was mostly an illusion. Regulators, legislators, and academics almost all assumed that the managers of these banks knew what they were doing. In retrospect, they didn’t…”
and,
“To break this cycle, the government must force the banks to acknowledge the scale of their problems. As the IMF understands (and as the U.S. government itself has insisted to multiple emerging-market countries in the past), the most direct way to do this is nationalization…”
The entire article is well worth reading, and viewing the crisis through the prism of an IMF economist provides fresh insights that few can offer.
- There is something a bit special about someone sitting between the Indian and Pacific Oceans and pointing us toward the Atlantic. Or, maybe we’re just silly. ↩
The Cure is Worse than the Disease
We very much like James Freeman’s brief column, Fighting Geithnerism, in today’s (Saturday, March 28) edition of The Wall Street Journal.
In it, he summarizes Richard Breeden’s Congressional testimony, particularly his criticism of Treasury Secretary Geithner’s proposed changes in regulations and oversight of financial firms.
We liked it very much, because Mr. Breeden sounds so much like…well, like us, as it turns out.
In early February, we wrote Systemic Risk Regulation and Irony , which we subtitled, “Or Central Planning as a Market Solution,” and we strongly encourage interested parties to read it.
Somehow the thought of a single agency “controlling” systemic risk reminds us of that arcade game whack-a-mole. Of course, in whack-a-mole – and unlike in real-life – the little vermin can only pop-up from a certain, known number of locations, but real-life isn’t so well-specified. (That’s also the reason we refer to the field as uncertainty management, rather than risk management.) In fact, it’s that impossibility of identifying potential holes (and the size of the moles) that makes the task futile and the calculation of certain probabilities senseless.
Mr. Breeden refers to the Soviet Union, as we did in this paragraph: “By far, the easiest way — and the historically-proven way — to control systemic risk would be to destroy the economy. That would certainly eliminate variations — the ups and down — because the ups would be gone: kind of like the former Soviet Union or modern-day Cuba.”
He also notes that given the regulatory agencies’ performance prior and during the mortgage débâcle and the liquidity crisis, he sees no reason to reward any of them with additional responsibility.
In late November, we wrote about a related topic in Good Luck with that: Getting Bank Examiners to Act. In that post we equated regulators with the “three wise monkeys” (see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil), and described how misaligned incentives among regulators would keep negative information hidden.
In addition, we written several times about how when decision-making becomes centralized, the “idiosyncratic” become systematic. For example, see these three articles from late September-early October: Forced Mergers? Bigger Is Not Necessarily Better, Bigger Is Not Necessarily Better, and Idiosyncratic and Concentration Risk, Again. That is, centralizing decision-making in one person or in small group of people, each with their own flaws, beliefs, and biases, and permitting them to (1) allocate a large percentage of the economy’s assets or (2) regulate or govern the economy creates additional systemic risk – that they can’t see – that is to the detriment of all.
In that third of those three posts, we also made the same point that Mr. Breeden made in his testimony regarding moral hazard. No one should think that they are too big to fail, and no counter-party should think that their trading partner is too big too fail. Both impressions suppress due diligence and increase the probability and the costs associated with failure, i.e., market crashes and breakdowns.
The stock market may have rallied this week in anticipation of the massive wealth transfer from tax payers to financial institutions, but Mr Geithner’s solutions, like Mr. Paulson’s before him, are worse than the problems they are trying fix.
Separating the Mortgage Débâcle from the Liquidity Crisis
Hernando de Soto has an interesting opinion column, Toxic Assets Were Hidden Assets, in today’s Wall Street Journal.
He makes the point that we’ve been making since September: that the mortgage débâcle is separate from the liquidity/confidence crisis.
We think that he overstates the effect of derivatives – what he calls hidden assets – in creating the problem; however, we do think that the lack of accounting and the opacity of the contingent claims have exacerbated the liquidity/confidence crisis and make more difficult any restoration of confidence in large financial firms. Despite the massive government subsidiaries and guarantees, few investors have little faith in firms like AIG and Citicorp.
Investors, creditors, and possibly the firms themselves, can’t answer the question: what would the firms owe to whom under which circumstances (when), and that knowledge seems to be a necessary condition for the restoration of confidence.
As we see it, the mortgage débâcle helped engender the liquidity crisis because it informed investors that bank managements were far less competent than they had previously thought; so, investors and creditors lost confidence.
Risk management was lax, incentives were misaligned, and oversight at these firms was perfunctory at best. We have written extensively about these issues during the past year.)
An aside: as regular readers know, we think risk management is too narrow of a field to capture the true nature of the task at hand–uncertainty management–because neither the likelihoods nor the magnitudes of all possible bad outcomes can be measured or even identified. Someone can calculate a “statistic” from a historical times series, but that doesn’t mean that the notion exists or is usable. In arithmetic, numbers can always be added together – even if what they represent can’t be, e.g., seven oceans and a dozen apples; ergo, our motto, “thought before calculation.”
Anyway, it was the mortgage débâcle and its implications, combined with either panic (Henry Paulson and Congress) or disinterest (President Bush) that created and then extended the liquidity crisis. (See what we wrote in late September/early October about the government’s reaction and how that would prolong the crisis.)
Clearly, Mr. de Soto’s focus of attention speaks to another failure of the financial reporting system and its promulgators – the SEC and FASB – particularly the lack of published details about contingent claim contracts. This isn’t a valuation issue, it is simply publishing the nature of the contracts and the claims. It’s quite simple (although detailed and boring), and it is as much counting as accounting, but that lack of detailed breadth in financial reports will harm recovery efforts.
He offers several six sensible recommendations to mitigate such opacity problems in the future. As we read them and his conclusion, those six can be narrowed down to two (or so) basic principles: clear property rights and precise (and valid) language.
Has any economy, including this nation’s, ever long-prospered without those basic principles? It’s a rhetorical question.
Poor Mr. Geithner: No Forest, No Trees, Just Lost
In a mistitled article, Geithner Banks on Private Cash, The Wall Street Journal reports that the Treasury Secretary plans to unveil some type of private–public partnership tomorrow, and, of course, “public” means “government,” not you and us.1 (Wasn’t that Neal guy trying to hire private money managers for the TARP stuff since October? How well did that work?)
If only Mr. Geithner would consider a private solution, but we don’t think that the our elected and appointed officials have the discipline (nor guts nor imagination) to offer such a plan.
From what we’ve read, his proposal sounds like a finance-industry equivalent of a public-private urban redevelopment plan, and we’d be surprised if the outcome was any different than most of those unsuccessful and dehumanizing landscapes and architectures that blight so many or our cities.
(If they’re not already, regular readers will likely be bored by the rest of the post.)
Since late September, we’ve criticized the government’s actions and have proposed alternative solutions. We have a private/government plan, too, and it works like a typical NYPD, Andy Sipowitz, good cop-bad cop ploy.
The Good Cop: Incentives to Buy
The private part does require a very small bit of government action, i.e., for Congress to pass new tax codes that provide either (1) generous investment tax credits for the purchase of mortgages and mortgage-backed securities or (2) accelerated amortization that would permit purchasers to immediately expense the purchase price of the assets. (Taxes would then be paid on future cash receipts.)
Either option would provide an immediate and large tax benefit (shelter) to buyers and thus a cushion against overly-optimistic valuations, and that’s the key element. (By definition) the market for these assets is illiquid because no one wants to buy them. No one wants to buy them because no one is confident of their own valuation methods, especially how the prospective cash flows are inter-related – the correlation to be brief but imprecise.2
So, a generous investment tax credit or an immediate write-down of the entire purchase price would provide a cushion of about 40% to buyers, and at the very wide margin, it would increase their incentives to buy. (That’s not a bad cushion, is it?)
The Bad Cop: Incentives to Sell
We don’t care if you call it nationalization or forced receivership or bankruptcy or whatever, but as an incentive to get non-horrible institutions to purge their balance sheets, the government should bankrupt and take-over the bad ones. (They already own substantial portions of them.) Fire the senior managements and the boards, and wipe-out all common equity, EXCEPT the shares owned by non-executive employees.
Those institutions are doomed anyway, but our solution isn’t about them. (Technically, our solution may be a crime: abuse of corpses.) Seriously, look at the magnitude of the government’s equity injections and debt guarantees, yet look at how little those firms are worth.
They’re doomed, and it is highly likely that the sum of the parts is greater than the whole. It’s reverse synergy and kind of like a failing, organ-transplant donor: in the end, you might as well try to help others. So, expropriate those firms and sell-off the individual subsidiaries ASAP. It’s the only humane thing to do – like euthanizing a terminally-ill pet. (Well, it’s not quite like that since most folks love their pets.)
Our plan is designed to scare the “moral hazard” out of the semi-bad firms to get them to act. That means getting them to sell their “bad” assets, and by bad we mean those worth substantially less than face value. Right now, those firms are afraid to do anything until the government acts, and the government, well, it’s the government, what do you expect? The last time we checked, it still hadn’t purchased any “TARP” assets despite spending all of the money.
So, our plan is designed to motivate private buyers and sellers to move bad assets away from otherwise healthy financial institutions. Even if the reader doesn’t like it, have they heard of a better, simpler solution since the crisis began? Moreover, how bad would the crisis have been if our suggestions had be enacted in late September/early October? You know how we’d answer those questions.
If our criticisms and suggestions intrigue you, we encourage you to search the archives. We write about whatever interests, annoys, or amuses us. For more than six months, that has meant the financial crisis and the government’s inept and harmful reactions.
We may update and edit this post tomorrow.
Geithner’s Augean Stables
Last week, in The Stock Market and the Stimulus Package we wrote how we doubted the efficacy of the proposed “stimulus” packages, and asked if there was any evidence – via the stock market – of expectations of wealth creation from those proposed wealth transfers. Even prior to Tuesday’s nearly 5% drop, there didn’t seem to be any.
Yesterday, the Senate passed its version of the bill, and minutes after the vote the Dow-Jones Industrial Average increased about ten points before sinking a couple hundred more points by the end of the day. Wow, all that for a fleeting ten points?
Now, the Senate and House must reconcile the final details of the two bloated and ineffective packages. Other than the proposed tax cuts, expect nothing good from the final result. As Peter Ferrara points out in today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal, Mr. Obama’s “plans” are not very Reaganesque, i.e., growth-oriented. In fact, those plans are pretty much the opposite of Reagan’s (and unfortunately that reminds us of the single worst President in our lifetime, the terribly incompetent, Jimmy Carter. (Update: he wasn’t terribly incompetent. He was supremely incompetent.))
Also yesterday, Treasury Secretary Geithner spoke of the Obama administration’s plans for our nation’s failed banks and distressed assets. The stock market promptly dove and many financial institutions lost substantially more than the market as a whole – despite the fact that their share prices are already quite low.
Like the Bush Administration’s actions in the Fall, the Obama administration’s proposed actions seem equally inept. (As we’ve mentioned in the past, we don’t like to use the word “plans” because that connotes some level of organization and forethought that we deem lacking in both reactions.)
A few weeks ago, we likened the government’s attempt to prop-up dead banks to Weekend at Bernie’s, but we think that Mr. Geithner’s appointed task deserves something larger than a reference – however apt – to a bad movie from 1989.
It seems closer to the Herculean task of cleaning the Augean Stables of excretion-backed securities. Unfortunately, we doubt that Mr. Geithner is as capable or clever as Hercules was or as he needs to be to craft a workable solution (or mitigation). By the way, yesterday, he appeared to be a terrible public speaker with little or no control of his brow, his expressions, his pace, and his monotonicity. Perhaps, some nerve– and forehead-numbing Botox would help.
Whenever we write about this topic, we mention are our proposed solutions to the mortgage (and mortgage-backed securities) débâcle and the larger and more harmful liquidity crisis, and this post is no exception.
Yesterday, Mr. Geithner proposed some type of public-private partnership, and that it induces us to ask, why not just a private solution?
Why not provide tax incentives – either the immediate write-off of the purchase price à la cash-basis accounting or mortgage investment tax credits to motivate the purchase of the distressed assets by providong private buyers with a cushion against overestimation of the underlying value? (As we all know, no one knows how to value to the things; no one ever did; they just thought that they did. So, why not reduce the risk of over-paying?)
It’s not a mythological and cleansing flood, but we think it is the best and simplest way to move vast volumes of the manure that currently befoul many financial institutions.
In addition, in today’s WSJ, Andy Kessler has an essay entitled, Why Markets Dissed the Geithner Plan. In it, he proposes the same type of nationalization that we’ve been proposing since late September and early October.
He goes further and recommends that new shares in the nationalized banks be distributed to tax-payers, presumably proportional to the taxes they paid over a given period of time. We doubt that such distributions are as workable or as speedy as IPOs, but it is good to read that others are starting to make recommendations similar to those that we have made since the liquidity crisis began in late September. (And as we mentioned back then, much of the liquidity crisis could be attributed to disorganized, thoughtless, and panicked reactions of our elected officials and senior appointees, e.g., Mr. Paulson, to the implications of the mortgage débâcle – the main one being the incompetence on many bank managements.)
We say: be more clever than Hercules. Provide tax incentives so that investors will buy the crap from the banks. Plus, Hercules solution is less tenable these days. We’re sure that it violates any number of EPA and Army Corp of Engineer regulations. (Note: for what it’s worth, Hercules was smart enough to get paid for the task.)
Systemic Risk Regulation and Irony
Or Central Planning as a Market Solution
We saw in yesterday’s (February 4th) edition of The Wall Street Journal that certain legislators, including Barney Frank, want a government agency, possibly the Federal Reserve, to “control” systemic risk in the economy, particularly in the financial markets.
We’ll ignore the fact that this is the same Barney Frank who induced much systemic risk by insisting for many years that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac make home ownership affordable for those who could not afford a home. He was then shocked, shocked, and dismayed that a good percentage of those folks couldn’t afford their new homes. Yes, very surprising, indeed!
Doing more harm than good: Instead, we’re writing because we find it quite ironic that an agency, i.e., a single government regulator or a small group of regulators would be able to “control” and “manage” something like systemic risk without either (1) completely destroying the economy they’re assigned to protect or (2) converting their own idiosyncratic perspectives and preferences into more or new kinds of systemic risk.
Good intentions and the road to hell: The first outcome is actually the worst-case scenario of the second one and isn’t much different than Mr. Frank converting his own idiosyncratic preferences about home ownership into the gigantic mortgage losses incurred by Fannie and Freddie, among others. One need not be greedy or selfish to be misguided.
By far, the easiest way – and the historically-proven way – to control systemic risk would be to destroy the economy. That would certainly eliminate variations – the ups and down – because the ups would be gone: kind of like the former Soviet Union or modern-day Cuba.
We’re sure that the destruction would be inadvertent and would be the outcome of well-intentioned efforts, but that wouldn’t lessen the pain.
We ask: which past (and failed) attempt at central planning has not been about “preserving jobs” or “creating jobs” or doing something wonderful for humanity? We can’t think of any.
The irony of systematizing idiosyncratic risk: As we mentioned above, our point is that centralizing decision-making in one person or small group of people and permitting them to regulate or govern the economy creates additional systemic risk to the detriment of all.
We have discussed these issues in a number of posts, including Common Sense? Smart Money? Oh, Please!
We’ve focused on the notion that the idiosyncratic becomes the systemic as portfolios get larger and the decision-making becomes more centralized, and we’ve mentioned it quite often because it is generally ignored by folks. Such risk is assumed-away in introductory finance models that show benefits of diversification; so, most folks don’t think about it.
We mentioned it when discussing mergers in Bigger Is Not Necessarily Better:
“Each senior decision-maker’s idiosyncratic (and possibly irrational) beliefs and judgments affect a larger and larger share of the economy’s resource decisions, and that can’t be a good thing. Thus, there is a trade-off of the cost savings (of consolidation) versus the additional risk of such centralized decisions.”
Think of it as the undiversifiable risk due to the fact that the portfolio is chosen by a semi-rational human or small group of humans, each with their own unique and shared flaws and assumptions. The fact that such an error term does not exist in these financial models does not mean it is absent. It means that the model is an abstract, stream-lined version of reality that ignores certain factors – oftentimes, important factors.
As we’ve often mentioned, given our conservative nature, we do wish our elected leaders and appointed regulators would take an equivalent of the Hippocratic Oath: beyond all else, “do no harm.” Unfortunately, as their actions over the past several months have shown, that is asking far too much of them.
So we ask: can’t we all just wear our “WIN” buttons from the seventies? We can change the “I” from “inflation” to “illiquidity” to “Whip Illiquidity Now!” It would be silly today as it was when Gerald Ford was President, but it would be far less harmful than having a couple geniuses – like, say, Barney Frank or Henry Paulson – sort through and “solve” our problems.
What Did They Expect?
Geez, The Wall Street Journal editorial board really hasn’t fared well during the ongoing mortgage débâcle and liquidity crisis. They’ve come across looking inconsistent and reactionary and kind of weak.
Now, on their opinion page, they start their “About Us” description with the phrase “We are for free markets and free people…”
We suppose they’re for freedom, except when they’re not – like when the editors supported the original TARP plan. It seems that they didn’t consider the risks of further politicization of the economy or how government encroachment might harm “free people.”
It seems that the editorial board rues what was an easily predictable outcome.
In today’s (January 31) edition, in a Review & Outlook piece entitled ‘Idiots,’ Indeed, the editors complain about (1) President Obama denouncing Wall Street executives for paying bonuses; (2) Claire McCaskill attempting to limit compensation and calling Wall Streeters “a bunch of idiots,” and (3) New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo starting to investigate last year’s bonuses, among other things.
What did they expect would happen?
Did they really believe that the government would hand out cash for free and not seek vengeance for severe (private sector) incompetence? What type of panicky tizzy must the editors have been in not to consider those implications?
We recall the last time a bubble broke they were complaining about prosecutorial over-reach; criminalization of (what we’d call) incompetence; and Sarbanes-Oxley (SOX).
When, in a fit of panic, they abandoned their free market principles why should they expect others, whom don’t even claim such principles, to keep them? See what we mean: kind of weak, inconsistent, and reactionary.
Here’s what we wrote on September 24 in Sorry Mr. Bush, We Respectfully Disagree:
Let’s be clear. Someone should be held accountable, BUT we do NOT mean criminally. We fear that when economic matters becomes politicized as in the current crisis, the feds will look to put someone in jail, e.g., the ongoing FBI fishing expeditions, err, investigations. No, we mean be held accountable economically, which we would prefer to see happen privately.
If a humble ‘burgher such as ourselves could see what would happen with more government intervention – uh, basically, more government intervention – how could the folks in New York, who pretend to defend freedom and liberty not see the imminent loss of it?
P.S. We also disagree with their assessment that “compensation levels are a business judgment made under the pressure of competition.” That might be true if the firms were partnerships or otherwise privately-owned, there was no agency costs, and there was no self-dealing, i.e., the firms were run by independent and knowledgeable boards. Perhaps that’s where their titular pejorative description of intellect best fits.
P.P.S. Yeah, we’re for the nationalization of the weakest large banks, but see no inconsistency with our criticism of the WSJ editorial board. We think those legal entities forfeited their right to exist, and their shareholders lost their rights to control those entities.
Weekend at Bernanke’s
We think the current government and industry strategy of attempting to prop-up the dead as a way to re-energize the party and stay alive (or relevant) is bound to fail. In reminds us of the plot from the 1989 comedy, Weekend at Bernie’s. Is TARP II nothing more than a remake of the 1993 sequel?
We read in The Wall Street Journal today that Bank of America to Get Billions in U.S. Aid, and as usual we wonder whether it is necessary.
We doubted the necessity of TARP the first time our money was wasted, and continue to do so now. Well, we did more than doubt the necessity, we predicted that the government’s plan – and, again, plan is too strong, too “organized,” of a word to describe the sequence of actions – would exacerbate and elongate the crisis.
And three months later…well, here we are. The weather is colder, but little else has changed – much as we predicted.
According to today’s article, last month Mr. Paulson, in another – and hopefully final – fit of panic, promised our tax dollars to B of A to complete its merger with Merrill Lynch. Perhaps, we should say “to survive its merger with Merrill Lynch,” because surprise, surprise, the article mentions that Merrill lost even more than it had previously guessed.
Now the regular reader may ask: why do we continue to criticize this corporate welfare and crony-capitalism? For all of the same reasons we’ve used in the past, but also with a new one, too.
Despite the continuing volatility and losses – as we write, the DJIA is near 8,000, again – the financial world is a different place today than it was a mere three months ago. Either out of sheer panic or self-preservation, many organizations have reigned in their trading operations and have attempted to limit or eliminate their counter-party credit risk. (Uh, that’s the nature of a liquidity crisis, which we’ve joked is the psychological projection of financial statements; see the top two posts.)
So, we doubt that the demise of Merrill in late December or the demise of other firms today would have been as “harmful” as the demise of Lehman, AND we seriously doubt that the demise of Lehman was as harmful as our panicky policy-makers and corporate propagandists and blame-shifters would like to have others believe.
For example, in another article in today’s paper, Deutsche Bank Warns of Loss, Blaming Its Trading Misfires, it is mentioned three times that Lehman was the cause of much of Deutsche’s troubles. (That thrice-repetition reminds us of ancient Greek literature and Bible passages. As we’ve been told by both educators and priest, when you see it in threes, then you should know that it must be important! Ha!)
We’re sure that Lehman’s demise caused substantial pain to many firms and individuals. But all the pain? No, much of that pain should be attributed to lax controls, including poorly designed incentive schemes, and lax risk management. We view much of the blame currently put upon Lehman to be a school of red herrings (either of the top two definitions will suffice).
However, we’ll use those convenient excuses to turn the argument against the call for further bailouts. If Lehman’s demise – whether alone or in concert with other events – did cause markets to seize and did cause many organizations to begin to avoid risk and limit the extension of credit, then it would seem that the failure of another large firm would have less impact today than in September. So, what’s the harm.
Of course, as we written about on numerous occasions, despite our near Libertarian stance on economic issues, we’d prefer to see the government nationalize the worst offenders as a way to motivate the remaining firms to rationalize their operations: wipe-out existing shareholders, except non-executive employees; fire the boards and senior managers; take 100% ownership; and resell it as soon as possible.
Also, we’d still like to see changes in tax policy to motivate the exchange of the mountains of currently illiquid and devalued mortgage securities: either residential mortgage investment tax credits or the immediate write-off of the purchase price would suffice to provide purchasers with a cushion against overly-optimistic valuations. (You might as well include commercial mortgage-backed securities, too.)
As we wrote in early October, the government’s solution will extend the crisis because no one knows how to value those securities, and by the government’s own admission, that hasn’t changed.
We think that combination of motivating the sellers with sticks and the buyers with carrots, so-to-speak, would work.
What Is Citigroup Worth?
The Wall Street Journal has an editorial in today’s paper – January 14 – that seems to be ripped from our headlines: it calls for the dismemberment of Citigroup, and it implies that Citi has lost its right to exist. (See When Is Enough Enough?, for example, or any of our calls to nationalize it.)
As we’ve seen in various news reports, Citigroup has lost about $30,000,000,000 or so in the last five quarters and has received about $45,000,000,000 in TARP funds, and the federal government has guaranteed another $250,000,000,000 or so of its debts.
And yet, and yet, Citigroup’s stock price is about $5, which gives it a market value, according to Google Finance of about $32 billion. That’s less than 10% of its share price two years ago and about 20% of its share price this time last year.
As a point of comparison, if the federal government gave us $45 billion, we would be worth $45 billion. (Well, almost $45 billion, but a lot closer to $45 billion than $32 billion. And, yes, we know there is a difference between the government’s preferred investment and market value of the common shares.)
Hmmm, without bothering to check the tax implications, let’s gross-up the loss of about $30,000,000,000 to the $45 billion. That means that the government has subsidized all of the recognized losses to date.
So, despite the guarantee of debt, which could be valued the same way that banks estimate values of their insured deposits, and despite the additional deposit insurance coverage, etc., society and the world economy think that Citigroup isn’t worth a whole lot.1
Diligent, and younger readers with good memories, may recall that as far back as September we separated the mortgage fiasco from the larger, and far more serious, liquidity crisis in confidence. (Here’s an entry from early October: Even A Perfect Bailout Will Fail.)
We cite Citigroup as prima facie evidence of that distinction. Based upon equity values – despite the government’s massive injection of funds and its guarantees – we’d say that the mortgage fiasco has informed investors throughout this country and across the world that’s Citi’s management excels at value destruction, and that’s the consensus prospective estimation. That is, of course, unless investors estimate that recognized losses, which appear on financial statements, are only a fraction of Citigroup’s true losses so far.
This wouldn’t be the first time that Citigroup under-estimated its losses. As the Journal editorial notes, in October, 2007, Citi officials claimed that it had only “$70 million in indirect exposure to subprime assets.” Now, how many orders of magnitude is that from the truth? So whether clueless or duplicitous, “why trust them?” the market seems to be saying.
In this case, it seems hard to argue with that logic.
By the way, the front page headline of today’s paper is “Citigroup Ready to Shrink Itself by a Third.” We wondered – in jest – why the second line didn’t read, “In Small Attempt to Align Assets with Equity Values.”
Like always, we may edit this post in the future, in case our early-morning, frostbitten fingers have erred.
Copyright © 2009 Spero Consulting.
Footnote:
- Banks believe that liabilities have value if they fund operations less expensively than alternative sources. In non-volatile times, banks discount – in a present value sense – the difference between their interest cost of deposits with guarantees (and service) and their cost without those guarantees – of borrowing on the open market – and that difference is the “value” of the deposits. Normally, they use the LIBOR as their discount rates. Lower long-term rates and flatter yield curves make those deposits less valuable, but using LIBOR for long-term borrowing for Citi just doesn’t seem correct to us, i.e., given that it must rely on government funding, Citi’s rates should be substantially higher. By the way, the difference isn’t due to just guarantees, but customer behavior, too. For example, ignoring the cost to service the accounts, customers who keep money for long periods of time in checking accounts that pay no interest are deemed to have value. ↩
Volatility and Losses: No End in Sight
If you haven’t read it, For the Vix, 40 Looks Like It’s the New 20 in today’s The Wall Street Journal please know that is a decent column.
We particularly like the paragraph:
“Volatility may not return to its highs, but it isn’t clear when it will get back to normal, either. Volatility breeds fear, which breeds more volatility. There is still too much uncertainty about the losses lurking on bank balance sheets and about the depth and breadth of the current recession to inspire much calm.”
Now, the first sentence is true but says absolutely nothing. We’re not trying to ridicule Mark Gongloff the writer of the Ahead of the Tape column; instead, we empathize with the difficulty he faces writing about markets and uncertainty.
The notion of uncertainty about uncertainty–and the inability to measure it in a simple manner – tends to make statements about the topic either sound overly-complex and overly-qualified (by all of the necessary descriptive qualifications to the statement) or makes them sound trite. Sometimes that’s the writer’s fault, but often it is the reader’s fault, too, especially when the reader incorrectly possess no uncertainty about their own “knowledge.”)
Now, we especially like Mr. Gongloff’s following sentences because that’s almost exactly what we’ve written during the past several months – almost three months now.
The mortgage crisis that created the confidence and liquidity crisis and the resulting equity market volatility all continued unabated. Last Wednesday, in The Mortgage Crisis: Why Not Incentivize the Private Sector? we wrote: “By the way, folks who think this Thanksgiving week’s mini-rally signifies that the worst is over are likely to be sadly mistaken. We do hope that we’re wrong, but doubt it.”
While we try not to make much of one-day changes, even when they are as large as today’s drop of 680 points in the DJIA and the nearly 9% decreases in the S&P 500 and NASDAQ indices, we do believe both the continuing volatility and losses provide evidence that the government’s actions to date have not helped instill confidence. In all likelihood have hindered economy and financial activities by not allowing any resolution of the uncertainty of the value and viability of large financial intermediaries.
We wrote about that in Could a “Bailout” Prolong the Financial Crisis? and The Uncertain Value of Mortgage Securities (among other posts) in late September. However, the government’s execution and lack of planning has been even worse than we could have imagined, and we had extremely low expectations to begin with.
As we have been mentioning since that time, we wish federal government would provide tax incentives – say, mortgage investment tax credits – to motivate private purchases of troubled assets.
We also wish the government would expropriate the worst offenders – the most poorly capitalized large banks. We know that the Treasury can’t run banks any better than the existing managements, but that’s not one of our reasons. A main reason is to motivate other healthier institutions to act. Having ready buyers – motivated by such tax credits – would certainly help those banks exchange assets for cash, and that lack of trade keeps the analyses of each bank’s financial conditional needlessly opaque, and that’s (by definition) no way to resolve uncertainty.
We’re not sure when during the day, Mr. Paulson spoke of new programs (Paulson Says Treasury Actively Mulling New Rescue Programs), but we doubt if that stemmed the (ebbing) tide of sharply decreasing equity values. Unfortunately, there is no reason to expect any positive news any time soon.
The Mortgage Crisis: Why Not Incentivize the Private Sector?
In today’s (November 26) edition of The Wall Street Journal, there is a Deal Journal article entitled, “Paulson Plan: ‘Truly Idiotic.’”
Although we’ve not gone that far in describing TARP et al, we’ve been harshly critical of Mr. Paulson. In fact, we’ve mentioned that his series of actions don’t seem to constitute an actual plan, because the word “plan” implies a certain degree of, well, planning or foresight and forethought, and those prerequisites seemed absent in his Panic of ’08.
The quoted accuser in the Deal Journal article is Charles Calomiris, a prof at Columbia, and he make several good points, including “we’re using half-measures designed in an inappropriate way,” and “The problem is the completely opaque distribution of losses because no one knows how to value these mortgage losses.”
We’ve made similar remarks any number of times, and it is exactly those opaque joint distributions of cash flows (and therefore losses) that cause all the trouble and makes the pools impossible to value with any degree of precision.
While we do agree with his criticism, we don’t agree with his recommendations. Primarily his suggestion that “the government offer to buy any mortgage for 40 cents on the dollar.”
It is unclear how the 40% solution is derived, and thinking in terms of Akerlof’s Lemons Model, you can be sure that only one type of mortgage would be offered: one with a value between zero and 40% of face value.1 Thus, if the government commits to purchase any mortgage, it would certain over-pay, and thus subsidize the worst cases, and if the government does not commit, then it is likely the mechanism would fail with few or any transactions. (The difficulty of valuing the mortgages does complicate matters as does their current book value.)
Why not try a private solution? Why not offer mortgage investment tax credits or permit immediate and accelerated amortization (depreciation) of the purchase price of those mortgages and mortgage-related securities for prospective buyers? Then set low tax rates for prospective realized cash flows.
We’re sure that many buyers have some valuation model, but likely (and justifiably) do not trust it. Giving a 30% — 40% tax break should provide them with an ample cushion to take a chance. How could such a plan be any worse than a government-administered plan, or a government-regulated, fixed-price one? (Remember the government’s success at other attempts at price controls: both supports and ceilings.)
By the way, folks who think this Thanksgiving week’s mini-rally signifies that the worst is over are likely to be sadly mistaken. We do hope that we’re wrong, but doubt it.
Nothing has solved the overwhelming problem that the markets do not trust the large financial intermediaries, and those banks do not trust each other. The mortgage crisis informed about the banks’ shortcomings; so, solving that mortgage crisis won’t cause anyone to believe that the bank’s judgment has improved – at least for quite some time. In that respect, Mr. Calomiris is quite right. Mr. Paulson has done nothing to help.
Thank god we live in a country that can withstand such epic mismanagement. What was the total $7.5 trillion?
(New readers can search the archives from the past several months to find many related articles.)
- We admit to making several simplifying assumptions, especially the fact that the standard Akerlof-adverse selection-market failure model is a single-period static model, and the real world tends to be multi-period (let’s hope so, at least). ↩
Should Citi Be Nationalized as a Warning to Others?
Note: We’ll likely expand and edit this post in the morning, but wanted to circulate the idea before bedtime.
We’re rather diligent – but not obsessed– about keeping up with financial new.1 We’ve heard many financial firms announce lay-offs and have read how at a few, like Goldman, senior managers have decided to forgo bonuses.
As we recall, most banks have announced withdrawals from subprime mortgage origination and loans, which seems like a wise move, but given the magnitude of their errors and mistakes, we’re very surprised that we haven’t read more about banks taking dramatic and drastic actions to limit risks and exposures.
We don’t mean hoarding cash and the knee-jerk reactions not to lend. We’re thinking more about their investing, trading, and structuring operations.
Maybe the banks are eliminating desks and floors, but they just aren’t talking about it, or maybe they have mentioned it, but we’ve missed it.
We’d certainly encourage financial firms to change their ways. In fact, while we’re close to Libertarian on many economic issues, we wrote on October 11, to Eliminate Proprietary Trading at Insured Institutions as a way to mitigate moral hazard and protect tax-payer interests. (Once they’re insured, it is no longer a free market, and there should be quid pro quo, not just subsidization.)
On September 24, in our post Could a “Bailout” Prolong the Financial Crisis?, we wrote:
So, if the government’s purchase of these thingies is approved, we would expect to see a continuation of the panicky behavior until the securities are actually transferred to the government because it is unlikely that anyone will know who has the worse ones so (means that) all remain suspect. (Also note that the most panicky firms might be ones who are projecting their portfolios onto others, and so might be the ones that other firms would like to avoid.)
Now that the TA is out of TARP, it seems that this week’s equity market performance, particularly among financial firms, supports our September 24th prediction above, i.e., the continuation of panicky behavior until actual transfers occur. We discussed related issues on October 7, in Even A Perfect Bailout Will Fail.
Or maybe they’re just taking a wait-and-see approach. That’s what we predicted in early October when we described the very high probability of failure of TARP.
Today’s Wall Street Journal reports that Citi Weighs Its Options, Including Firm’s Sale, and we wonder if it will survive the weekend.
As we argued in Bigger Is Not Necessarily Better way back in September, we see no reason to encourage mega-mergers and we based that argument on both moral hazard and systematization of idiosyncratic risk considerations.
So, as we argued in around October 10, we believe that It’s Time! to nationalize the worst offenders leaving no shareholders, except non-executive employees, with any ownership interests. We reiterated much of the same argument in a very long post from Wednesday: OMG, Mr. Paulson Agreed with Us Twice in One Week! (Yeah, we have a teenager.)
It seems that given its size of around $2,000,000,000,000, we taxpayers will be on the hook for Citi, anyways, so why not eliminate the middleman and provide any upside benefit to the true residual claimants?
In two recent posts, The Failure of Boards to Direct and When the Going Gets Tough…Quit, we’ve criticized the composition of Citigroup’s board because of their general lack of financial industry experience. (We’re sorry, but that seems unconscionable to us.)
We won’t repeat all of our arguments for nationalization, but the expropriation of Citigroup would certainly motivate other banks to act quickly and largely to mitigate risks and stabilize cash flows. (It would likely stop insurance companies and others from buying small banks or S&Ls in their beggarly attempts to become bank holding companies.)
By the way, for new readers, we’re not just for the nationalization of a few banks, we actually have a private solution for the mortgage crisis that involves providing the right tax incentives – like investment tax credits – to individuals, firms, and fund managers. (Read about it here: A Better Solution (than a government takeover).)
That solution to the mortgage crisis stills leaves the larger liquidity or confidence crisis for banks. That has arisen because the mortgage crisis has informed us (and others) that despite their pseudo-sophistication and the veneer of objectivity and science (almost), there is a very good chance that they don’t understand their environment or have reliable ways to value many of their products – despite their massive investments and activities for those purposes. In terms of an adverse selection problem, they’ve reveal themselves to be low types. (See last week’s Global Warming and the Mortgage Crisis for a discussion on that topic.)
So, as a nation, we should want (and attempt to motivate) the banks to act quickly and decisively (and with their private information) to get their accounts in order.
The benefits of TARP don’t seem to have provided the correct motivation to the banking firms to act to maintain their own liquidity and capital positions. We’d argue that this is an incentive problem and that if the benefit of the TARP “carrots” have been insufficient motivate socially-optimal behavior. So, perhaps a “stick,” like the threat of expropriation, induce clean-up. Moreover, it is seems that Citi will be ours anyway, so, why not give it a try on taxpayers’ terms rather than taxpayers’ backs?
- “Not obsessed” means we haven’t performed a thorough web search. ↩
Scary Thoughts on the Lack of Size and Humor
Disparate issues linked by their overwhelming smallness.
It’s been a few of weeks since our last post, and such a long gap is highly unusual as we’re rarely at a shortage for words. We’ve been busy, but more importantly, we didn’t feel compelled to write about our normal topics of interest; despite the market volatility, little has changed in the intervening days.
In addition, the accumulated effect of seeing so many behave in such small ways over large matters was and is rather sad and depressing. No, we’re not talking about the election campaigns, which, by the grace of God do have a definite endings – if only for a year or so until the next ones begins.
The Smallness of Our Leaders: in the financial crisis, few individuals took right, reasoned, and principled courses of action or bothered to think before they spoke. While we expect such fallen behavior on a day-to-day basis, we do hope that our elected and appointed officials are able to rise to the occasion. Their failures to do so – their panic and expediency – remain sources of disappointment. Here is a very, very, very small example that has stuck with us for nearly a month and was likely unnoticed by most.
In the days between the two Congressional votes on the bailout, we saw a Congressman from Tennessee rant about mark-to-market accounting. He knew no more about accounting issue than he did about anything else, except talking perhaps, but that didn’t stop him.
While we listened to his diatribe against it, we thought, hmmm, not a single specific reference to the underlying issues of relevancy, reliability, economic efficiency, etc. Replace “mark-to-market accounting” in his otherwise generic spiel, “we have to something about mark-to-market accounting before it…,” and he had a ready-made speech for all that is evil du jour: AIDs in Africa, the lack of clean water in villages, illegal drugs, legal drugs, drunk driving, international piracy, child labor, greed, foreign car manufacturers, cancer, diabetes, Wall Street executives, oil prices, etc., and no other words would have changed. He had a handy demonization template, and that made actual contemplation superfluous; so, he had changed his mind and would vote for the bailout.
A the time, we thought, unfortunately, there are no literacy or poll tests for voting in Congress. Or was it another example of voter fraud.
As we mentioned, it is a very small example, but it suffices for small men and their lack of depth, and it also relates to the main purpose of this post.
A Few Words on Financial Markets: By the way, on those market and incentive topics – our normal blog fodder – we stand by everything that we’ve written and continue to believe the bailout was and is a mistake. Even if it does mitigate the liquidity crisis – and we’re not sure that it has – we ask, at what cost to our economy and our freedom?
For example, we’ve been musing that many government officials have been able to quite inadvertently meet their election year promise of substantially reducing energy costs – even before the election. But at what cost? They can rightly argue that their actions – whether planned or not – have saved billions for the American people as oil has moved from its peak of $147 dollars per barrel to its current range in the mid-60s. Unfortunately, it has been at the cost of trillions of dollars of wealth.
On that topic, in April, we predicted (wildly guessed) that oil could be at $40 per barrel by year end. We could actually see it quite lower – even in the $25 per barrel range. Our rationale: the cohesion of OPEC and its partners, particularly Russia, will likely failure, and we expect large investment funds – like CALPERS – to continue to liquidate their commodity holdings since equity values have plummeted.
We’ll have more to say about economic issues in the next few days, particularly with respect to the recent change in tax policies that provide a benefit – the absorption and use of loss carryforwards – that the IRS is permitting acquiring banks to take in the recent mergers.
That policy change, while far less graceful and efficient, is not much different than our idea to solve the mortgage crisis – but not the liquidity crisis; so, provides a small bit of hope. (Search the archives or read just about anything we wrote in September and early October. We’ll still not sure that officials realize that these two crises are distinct._ It is not nearly as clean or as precise as our approach, but that’s not why we are writing.
Sarah Palin: as we wrote almost two months ago, we continue to be amazed at the senseless vitriol and sheer hatred spewed towards Mrs. Palin, particularly among Hollywood and New York celebrities, who put forth as much thought as the above-referenced Congressman from Tennessee. As we wrote in our initial post, they hated her before they knew her, and they could hate her with such ease because of who she is – someone very similar to many people we know, like, and love: conservative, pro-family, pro-life, middle-aged, religious and gun-totin’.
But, we must add, we’re not surprised that so many thoughtless and dull folks dismiss her small town mayoral experience and her small population gubernatorial experience. It says more about them and their lack of experience and intellectual empathy than it does about her.
We spent ten years in academia, but it didn’t take that nearly long to appreciate the validity of Henry Kissinger’s quote that – and we paraphrase – the fighting in academia is so vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
What’s true in universities it is also true in small towns and most other organizations as well, including the staff departments of large corporations.
Regardless of all the many ways that one can describe functions of governments, at a minimum it involves resource allocation and gathering (funding). In other words, who gets what the government has and who has to give for the government to have.
Does the reader think that resource allocation decisions are easier in a small town than in the naiton’s capital? One’s purchase decisions in a small town may aid or bankrupt a neighbor, an acquaintance or a former classmate who walks or drives by your home everyday or attends the same church or shops at the same stores or eats in the same restaurants. Consider that as opposed to doing this or that to a nebulous and abstract groups like “small businessmen” or “big corporations?” in a locale where almost everyone – mostly strangers – are representing something or someone else: rather than directly feeling the pain of actions and decisions.
Does the reader think that taxing decisions are easier in small towns than within the federal government? Raise property assessments and earn the wrath of those same neighbors, acquaintances, and former friends.
[Where is one more likely to receive the immediate feedback from uncomfortable conversations and cold stares? In Washington or Wasilla? Where is one more likely to receive negative feedback filtered and diluted through a staff of gutless, careerist sycophants? Washington or Wasilla? Yeah, the questions really do answer themselves. (Our hypothesis: local politicians find more dog waste in their front yards than average citizens do.)
In one of our own volunteer activities, we allocate a precious, scarce, and first-class resource among a group of individuals who do not pay for its use. Such a setting is, of course, a recipe for excessive demand. Based upon that experience we’d certainly argue in Mrs. Palin’s favor over someone whose main private sector experience seemed to be organizing begging efforts directed towards the federal government. (In our case, we joke that the best evidence of fair treatment is when every user is annoyed with us so try to ensure it.)
Of course, the contentious reader might always argue that such small towns are so corrupt that there is no notion of taking actions that annoy friends and acquaintances, i.e., the whole objective is to enrich them (and oneself) while in town hall. In that case we’d then argue that it, indeed, provides excellent training for work in the nation’s capital. But, that’s not really why we’re writing, either.
Our point is much smaller though it is related to Mrs. Palin.
Mr. Letterman’s Persistent Lack of Humor: we were too involved in our work to change the channel when David Letterman’s show began last night. We don’t recall any of the monologue bits, but they were as lame as usual. (No one, in good conscience, could call his lines jokes.)
What we do recall was a skit where one of the child actors wore an over-sized version of Sarah Palin’s passport as a Halloween costume. It was stamped Mexico and Canada (and the USA) and nowhere else, and that was it. That was the whole “joke.”
The cardinal that flies into and bangs its head on the family room windows hundreds of times each morning exhibits about the same level of wit.
I guess the point of the passport costume was to show that Mrs. Palin hasn’t traveled much outside of Alaska or the US. Presumably, such travel is now a qualification for Vice President because…well, who knows why. It must be something that only someone as sophisticated and learned and cultured as our Ball State grad, Mr. Letterman, could appreciate. Personally, we’ll take someone willing to kill a moose. It takes more skill and courage.
Now, maybe we’re slow or just don’t pay enough attention, but that’s when it finally hit us.
Mr. Letterman has been unfunny for years; that’s not news, we and many others have written about that, and it seems to be true since at least the Reagan administration.
No, what we’ve concluded is last night was not only is Mr. Letterman inherently unfunny, but to do that night-after-night, year-after-year, requires a staff. He can’t be doing the very little that he does alone. It is very likely that he has a very large and equally untalented staff of writers excreting such material like elephants with dysentery five nights a week.
As we see it, it would take a substantial number of insecure and untalented individuals to generate the group think required to permit such crap to air. Why, at its essence, it almost seems like government work.
If it were only a few writers, it seems that they would be more likely that they would be able (1) to maintain their self-respect and dignity and judgment, which would then permit killing such lame ideas when they were initially discussed or (2) to have the discretion not to mention them to others in the first place.
Of course, we must consider all possibilities, and it could be the case that Mr. Letterman only hires degraded individuals willing to do anything for money or noxious household chemicals. (In that case, he might be a bit more efficient than we suspect and is able to generate his (albeit low-quality) output with only a few comrades.)
So, why does he get the big money? Well, this is one time when we must propose a labor theory of value as the answer. Perhaps, the personal effort and sacrifice required to associate with Paul Shaffer for an hour a day justifies the compensation. Better he than we.
Happy Halloween, and don’t worry, it gets worse before it gets better. The election is next week.
Out of Their Elements
Has President Bush, Secretary Paulson, Chairman Bernanke, or Speaker Pelosi taken a single action or spoken a single phrase during the past month to inspire confidence in their ability – not to solve the problem – but to simply comprehend it and characterize it?
By “it,” of course, we mean the current liquidity crisis facing certain institutions that seem to have lax boards and managements that encouraged excessive risking-taking behavior that led to over-concentrations of holdings in certain (nearly worthless) asset classes.
Perhaps, that question is too harsh; so, we shall ask a different one. Has President Bush, Secretary Paulson, Chairman Bernanke, or Speaker Pelosi taken a single action or spoken a single phrase that has mitigated, rather than exacerbated, the current crisis?
As regular readers know, we often urge those with decision-making authority to take a shortened version of the Hippocratic Oath and pledge to “do no harm.” Today we go beyond that and recommend: just shut up!
Of the most recognizable national politicians – sorry most House members – the most intelligent quote that we heard was from John McCain in an Obama, anti-McCain ad. It’s the one with the bad cover of Sam Cooke’s “Wonderful World” with the lyrics “don’t know much about…”
In the quote, McCain admits to not knowing much about economics. If he and the other national politicians could remain that humble and thoughtful during the crisis, there is much less chance that they would exacerbate it and create a real panic. (Clearly, a former “community-organizer” would have a better grasp of subtle economic issues and concepts and thus be able to provide such insights as – and we paraphrase–we’ll solve the problem with common sense solutions and, as a bonus for the envious and spiteful, we’ll screw the rich while we’re at it. (Regular readers will recall our use of italics to denote sarcarm.))
