‘Behavior’ Category
Childhood Obesity and Poverty
Earlier in the week, it was announced that First Lady, Michelle Obama, plans to fight childhood obesity. See, for example, First Lady Girds to Fight Fat.
It seems like a worthy cause, but we’re not sure what she can do from the White House. If she isn’t home with the over-weight kids, nagging them to go outside and play or practice their sports or walk the dog(s) or ride their bikes or not to eat too much junk food or not drink too much soda, then we doubt that her campaign will be very successful. (Yeah, being a scold, we think nagging and oversight are crucial.)
Look at the table of state-by-state obesity rates that accompanied the above-referenced article. There are a couple of patterns worth mentioning.
First, notice the historical trend across the table. In thirteen years the national obesity rate – the percentage of individuals with” too much” mass for their respective heights has increased about 60%. That’s a huge increase in the number of people who are huge: an increase of about 30 million people in a little more than a decade. (The table notes that about two-thirds of the population is overweight, and a trip to just about any shopping mall provides all-too ample empirical evidence of that fact.)
Second, sort the above-mentioned table by any year, say, 2008, and compare that column to this per-capita income by state table from Wikipedia. (That one is sortable by columns, too.) Notice that the most obese states – the ones with the highest percentage of obese citizens – tend to have the lowest per-capita income, and vice versa. We haven’t run any statistical tests, but our casual observation, alone, seems sufficient to notice a rather strong inverse relationship between per-capita income and the obesity rate.
We wrote about something similar last September in No Fat Kids, which could have been more descriptively entitled, The Absence of Fat Kids, and in that respect, there are a couple of facts worth mentioning.
There’s no obvious reason why poorer children should be fatter than wealthier children. In the history of the world, we’d argue that is a very, very recent phenomenon. It is evidence of a very, very finely-meshed social service net that provides almost everyone with (at least) what they need, but it goes beyond that.
We hypothesize that, all things equal, the relationship between income and body mass index is an artifact of something else, and among other things that something else involves parental supervision and time, especially in single-parent families – particularly families headed by single mothers.
Families headed by single mothers tend to have substantially less income than families with two parents. So, we wonder whether the likelihood of childhood obesity is related to the parental status of the household. In other words, single parents imply lower income and single parents imply more childhood obesity; so, at least for those children in single-parent households, lower income means more obesity.
Now, we are not saying that single parents are bad parents. Not at all. Instead, we are saying that keeping kids thin may be a task that’s too difficult for one parent to manage. We are saying that being a good, nagging, attentive, available parent takes a lot of time, energy, and discipline. Without sufficient support from a spouse or other family members or friends, trying to keep children active and healthy, is very difficult.
Look at the types of nagging we mention in the second paragraph, consider the amount of energy required, and realize the amount of time required to transport kids to physical activities (and to attend those activities.) Of course, we’re ignoring a host of hereditary or genetic factors, e.g., slow metabolisms, etc., but is there a more parsimonious explanation than it seems to require at least two adults to monitor diets and get the kids away from televisions, computers, cell phones, PS2s, Xboxes, etc.?
Finally, and we mentioned this above, is it not truly remarkable that obesity is more prevalent among the poor than among the middle-class or the wealthy in the United States? (So much for Obama’s “fat cat bankers.”)
Regardless of how much or how little, you, dear reader, know about world history, consider that fact. Can you name any other era or place in history when or where that has occurred? Where the poor have been heavier than the wealthy? It’s not just the near-elimination of starvation and hunger in the U.S., but an over-abundance, an excess, of calories that permits many of the poor to be obese (to the point where their health suffers). Think of the equality of power – through the Rule of Law – and the advanced technology in agriculture, transportation, storage, refrigerator, hygiene, food safety, etc. and consider the innate generosity of the citizenship that permits such consumption – to the point of dysfunctionality. That’s one of the reasons we consider the following question to be nothing more than a rhetorical one: despite all the troubles and problems and conflicts, has there ever been a better time (for so many people) to be alive, especially the poor?
‘Dick’ and ‘John’ are Homographs!
And So Is ‘Gay’
In fact, students of historical linguistics could tell you that many other words are homographs, too, and those students could also explain semantic change, including the pejoration and reclamation of words. (Don’t be a fool, you know where this is heading.)
We doubt that we have much in common with President Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, but we do sympathize with him for the grief he is taking for using ‘retarded’ as a pejorative.
Was it poor judgment? Sure. Should he have known better? Of course. Are we italicizing homographs? You know it. (Actually, because we are lazy and didn’t major in linguistics, only the homographs that are easy to identify and only the first time, but we’ll stop now.)
So, while politically we tend to agree with his critics like Sarah Palin, in this case we think that she and all the other cynical or pious grievance-mongers should grow-up, shut-up and go away.
If you are aggrieved by something that a stranger said about someone else in a place where you weren’t approximately six months ago, then you, dear reader, are either a cynical, politically-motivated d.b. or you are a humorless scold – possibly a bit too sensitive and possibly with deep emotional problems.
In fact, it would do everyone – individually and collectively – much good to remember that on occasion, everyone behaves like a butthead, but there is a huge difference between malicious behavior and simply making a mistake in the heat of the moment.
In our mind, that difference is nearly analogous to Saint Francis de Sales’ distinction between sin and imperfection; however, in this case we have a different ‘Francis’ quote in mind. That would be one spoken by Sargeant Hulka in the 1981 movie, Stripes. When one of the recruits states, “… Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill you,” the good sergeant replies, Lighten Up, Francis.”
So, lighten up, Sarah and posse. There are too many important issues where he is on the wrong side to worry about a silly one like this one.
The “Oppressed”
Poor, poor, pitiful me!
This morning’s Gospel included Luke 4:18.
That’s where Jesus returns to Nazareth, goes to the synagogue, and reads aloud from the scroll of Isaiah.
What interested us was (our paraphrase of) one of the lines from Isaiah: “He has sent me… to let the oppressed go free.”
We wondered: of the subset of the folks who were listening, how many of our (relatively fortunate and middle-class) fellow parishioners thought, “Yes, Lord, that’s me. I’m oppressed. Please help. Please set me free. Please stop the oppression by my spouse-children-parents-classmates-bosses-teachers-neighbors-creditors-clients-patients-etc.”
We also wondered how many of the others thought that he or she were the singularly most oppressed person in the entire congregation. Of course, in that respect we knew, beyond any reasonable doubt, that anyone else who had drawn that conclusion must be wrong.
If they considered it, we suspect that they would know that we were just as wrong, and to be honest, they would be right.
Ah, the human condition.
Please Demolish a Theory of Terrorism, too
Heather Mac Donald has a very nice opinion column, A Crime Theory Demolished, in today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal.
In the column, she cites much evidence to debunk the notions that (1) poverty is the root cause of crime, and (2) given (1), there is little that police departments can do to reduce crime.
We won’t recite her column, but we think we have a nice way to summarize it: some argue that crime is a “social” phenomenon that cannot be attacked directly while others argue it is simply anti-social behavior that can be controlled with directed effort and appropriate punishment. There’s more evidence of the latter than the former.
We often hear or read of the same bad theory applied to international terrorism (usually from the same people who view terrorism as crime and foreign terrorists as criminals entitled to our rights and due processes). So, we would like to see Ms. Mac Donald or someone like her thoroughly debunk that theory, too.
For example,
- Just this morning, we heard that the CIA base bomber in Afghanistan is a Jordanian physician.
- According to Wikipedia, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is a mechanical engineer.
- Would-be bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is the son of a prominent Nigerian banker.
- An admittedly very quick, very lazy search of the web provides no evidence that any of the 9⁄11 hijackers were born into poverty. Several came from prominent families and either graduated or attended college. A few came from poor regions, but their fathers had respectable jobs. Maybe a few did, but they would have formed a minority.
- As we recall, many domestic terrorists – especially many of the radicals from the 1960s – attended college and came from middle-class or wealthy families.
It’s true that many failed and poor nations became reserves and havens for terrorists, but frequently those terrorists are not indigenous, and they are attracted to the regions because of the state’s inability to maintain control, which includes the inability prevent such operations from forming.
In addition, without citing any estimates of GDP or per-capita GDP, it doesn’t seem that many states that sponsor terrorism are particularly poor. To be fair, often those states are much poorer than they could be because of the greed and tyranny of those who rule.
So, when we hear that a person’s poverty and supposed resentment of the wealthy west motivates them to pursue a career as a terrorist, we scoff, and we wish our government did, too.
P.S. Actually, we don’t think that poor folks are any more resentful than wealthy ones. Provided that their basic needs are met – food, shelter, clothing – we doubt that there is much evidence to show that they are less happy than the wealthy or middle-class. While one can easily argue about measurement issues of such research, studies do show that the newly rich tend to be happier than when they were poor, but that benefit quickly dissipates through time, i.e., everyone has problems, just different ones. (See Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s The Black Swan for references.)
P.P.S. That’s one of the problems with Marxists. They don’t understand why others, especially the poor, aren’t as angry about perceived injustices as they, themselves, are. Thus, they tend to a dimmer view of the poor, and corresponding less respect, than the wealthy. That rarely well-serves the poor in Marxist societies.
Why Must NBC Degrade Its Viewers?
(The Other Networks Are No Better)
Our younger princess wanted to watch the Rose Parade this morning; so, we tuned into NBC’s broadcast and half-dozed next to her while she watched.
That’s when we heard the promo for an upcoming episode of a show that we’ve never watched. Some guy asks, “How was the sex?” Some girl answers, “It was like making love to America.” At least, that’s what we think we heard.
Now, we’re not sure what her answer means. She didn’t say anything about receiving payments from the country; so, presumably she is not a prostitute – just a slut. Taking her at her word, presumably, she has some type of addiction or compulsion, and we’d infer that she very likely carries a multitude of STDs.
Now that’s must-see TV!
No one has ever mistaken us for a prude, but really, what elementary-school-aged child needs to be exposed to that?
… And the networks wonder why they continue to hemorrhage viewers.
It’s difficult enough to command the “Mute” button on the remote during sporting events when we’re fully awake. We do that because we see no reason why we need to explain to someone in a primary grade about the use or need of Viagra, Cialis, or dual, cast-iron tubs in outdoor settings.1
So, we ask: why should it be necessary to maintain such vigilance or pre-screen what should have been a “G-rated” broadcast of a “G-rated” parade?
It shouldn’t be necessary. We suspect that someone who (1) hates families or young children and (2) has extremely poor judgment chose to run the spot. Perhaps the grownups are on vacation during the holidays. Perhaps, not. Regardless, it makes us wonder: what’s wrong with those people?
Perhaps, subsequently, one of the parade announcers apologized for the inappropriate promotion. We doubt it, and didn’t get the chance to see; our lovely, quick-fingered wife switched off the set before we could.
We doubt that she is the only mom that did.
- We couldn’t explain the tubs even if we wanted. ↩
Firing Customers (Intelligently)
There was a very interesting article in last Tuesday’s (November 10) edition of The Wall Street Journal. It is entitled, It Just Isn’t Working? Some File for Customer Divorce, and it relates how some small businesses are eliminating problematic customers.
In the paper edition, the article appeared under the “Small Business’ banner, and it now resides under a similarly-labeled section of the web site; however, it applies equally well to businesses of all sizes.
We must admit, though, that the topic is especially poignant for small businesses because the decision-maker and the implementer (executioner) are often one-and-the-same person, and the customer may be a friend or acquaintance. There’s no, “my boss told me that I have to do it” excuse when you are the boss. Note, however, that many seemingly-independent, entrepreneurial men still use their wives as reasons why something can’t be bought or sold at a given price. We would never admit to such behavior, unless our Chairman, Jill, permits us.
The main point of the article is that despite generally tough economic times, a few small businesses are finding that it is not worthwhile to deal with certain clients because those clients disproportionately consume time and resources given the revenue that they generate.
Discipline! Discipline!
Though we sound like Colonel Hathi from The Jungle Book, there are a couple of obvious ways to minimize the probability of enabling such problems:
- Don’t appear too desperate or too needy for the business. (In that sense, it is a lot like dating.)
- Evaluate the client, and have a sliding scale of prices ranging from lower prices for easy clients to higher prices for pains-in-the-butt or annoying ones, and stick to it.
Admittedly, such tactics may not be feasible with all products and services. They generally work better for services than products, and for customized services, rather than uniform or generic ones, and for short-term projects rather than long-term ones. However, unless there is a substantial benefit that can be derived from either existing or prospective clients because of the relationship with a tiresome one, the tiresome one should pay for the irritation, aggravation, discomfort, and effort that they cause. (We’ll qualify this a bit below.)
If such customers are not willing to pay, then the supplier or vendor is, in fact, subsidizing the opportunistic behavior. Moreover, if the supplier is not willing to sever the relationship (or take actions that will change the other party’s behavior and profitability), then we humbly recommend that they not complain to everyone around them (thereby making their employees’ and families’ lives more miserable than need be).
That may seem a bit harsh, but it is consistent with our response when someone complains about a spouse: divorce them, kill them, or shut-up. Revealed preference says that despite the complaints, if the vendor is unwilling to sever the relationship, then he or she must find the arrangement to be acceptable. Sometimes it is necessary to do unpleasant things – not immoral, unethical, or illegal, just unpleasant ones – to get what one wants out of life.
So, be a good stoic, and live with it in silence (or turn it into a blog post).
We prefer to maintain pricing discipline because at the margin, one’s willingness to lower the price or fee is often viewed as a sign of weakness. So, clients who make that inference then often request more time and/or resources. That means that a sign of weakness harms both revenue and resource-usage, especially for services that are provided over time. (Note that this problem can be mitigated somewhat by offering a lower-quality or less-robust substitute whenever someone wants a lower price, i.e., “we’ll lower the price, but you’re not getting…”)
By the way, another option is to write very, very detailed contracts, but those preparation costs only add to the resource consumed by such customers, and covering those incremental, transaction-related costs increase the necessary price to make the transaction “worthwhile.” (You can see why many folks open franchises where such development and preparation costs can be shared nationally or even globally.)
Two Costs to Consider
Before firing a customer who is thought to be “unprofitable” be sure to consider a few factors to determine if the customer is truly unworthy.
Clearly the choice of firing or retaining a customer is a decision, or the selection (and implementation) of one possible alternative from several available alternatives. (Note that “do nothing” is often an available course of action.) So, rather than be concerned with the reporting of financial results, or accounting, per se, we are interested in the costs and benefits that vary across alternatives, the relevant costs and benefits.
In particular, we are interested in
- Expected Relevant Benefits and Costs
- Expected Opportunity Costs
Note that these costs may vary through time as circumstances and capacity utilization change. Technically, opportunity costs, which we’ll define below, can be categorized as relevant costs, but we think that they are worthy of their own place on the list.
The Worst Kind of Lying
In September, when President Obama spoke to many of the nation’s school children, we wrote The Importance of an Education.1
In that post, we wrote that regardless of the field, a good education permits the student to determine when others are completely full of sh… The more specialized the training, the more narrow the ability to discern, to be sure, but possibly the more acute the ability.
We further noted that an exceptional education is one that permits the student to determine when he or she – the student himself or herself – is completely full of sh… We then mention a few implications and benefits of that knowledge.
Clearly, we were not writing about the memorization of facts necessary to learn and eventually become educated, nor were we writing about what we’ll call pseudo-facts– all those things that teachers repeat with nary a thought of their validity. (Ironically, many science teachers seem to be the worst violators of the “it’s in the textbook, so it must be true” fallacy.) We have in mind higher-level learning and with it the benefits of objective and critical thinking that permits the analysis and evaluation of different designs, choices, conclusions, behaviors, and recommendations, regardless of the field.
We don’t mind repeating our definitions, because we really like them. In fact, we like to think that Socrates (and therefore Plato) might approve. As we understand it, isn’t that what Socrates taught when he tried to show others that they were completely full of sh…? (We’re not saying that his approach wins friends, but it is analytical and requires discernment and at least a good education.)
Moreover, we don’t mind repeating our old post here, because it is closely related to this one. After writing that post in September, we thought more about the certain types of uneducated folks. That allowed us to conclude that:
The only thing worse than lying to others is lying to oneself.
By ‘worse’ we mean harmful, in general, and self-destructive, in particular. Actually, we should write that “lying to oneself is worse than lying to others” but we like the hyperbole of “The only thing worse.”
Self-deception is the reason why many students score poorly on exams and why actors forget lines and and singers flub solos and why athletes run the wrong routes or plays and why addicts and alcoholics over-consume drugs and alcohol…, ad infinitum and ad nauseum.
It happens when someone asks, “are you ready” or “did you study enough,” and the self-deceiver answers, “yes” or “of course” or “yeah, I worked hard,” and they are then surprised by their poor results and showings.
As we note, it is worse when the person answering the question is also the person asking it. Completely, yet erroneously, self-delusionally confident in their abilities and preparedness. Surprised or maybe confused when they fail or perform poorly.
As we see it, that self-deception is due to the complete lack of self-criticism.
So, what hope is there for self-control (and self-improvement from directed and sustained effort) if one’s feedback loop is broken and left dangling unconnected – like a downed power-line in the aftermath of a storm?
Observing such behavior reminds us of a Greek tragedy, but without all the effort of, say, actually pushing a huge stone to the top of a hill. It is weakness exhibited as the lack of effort and/or will combined with the inability to recognize the insufficiency of requisite effort that defines the problem and inflicts the harm and damage. (We’re not saying that we’re immune to it, but it is easier to see in others.)
Accurate self-evaluation and self-criticism seem to be necessary abilities/functions for self-control, self-improvement, and self-respect. Why does it seem that the self-esteem movement – you are special, you’re the only one – can destroy such those good attitudes and behaviors? Because the easiest way to improve self-esteem is to snip the feedback loop that makes it very easy to lie to yourself. (So we say, so what if you don’t like this essay, AT LEAST WE TRIED (well, not too much).)
- By the way, the next day, we asked: Do Business Schools Provide Education? ↩
The Fallen Nature of Parents & Kids’ Sports
Regular readers know that we occasionally write about scholastic sports because we’re involved as a parent, coach, and (volunteer) administrator. It’s a great venue to see others’ foibles.
We’ve written about (relatively) serious subjects–shooting percentage as a function of distance–and complained about bad coaching and the quid pro quo that many volunteers expect and/or demand for their efforts. It ain’t charity and it ain’t service if you’re looking for something in return.
We also mentioned that we think that folks underestimate the value of Sarah Palin’s small town experience because making decisions that affect neighbors and friends and fellow parishioners and folks who you see in the supermarket has much more personal implications than making decisions from an imperial city, far removed from one’s constituents. (Perhaps that’s what made last summer’s town hall meetings so painful for many of our elected public servants.) We’ve learned that lesson by helping select coaches and players, by reprimanding individuals when necessary, and by allocating gym time to various coaches, for which substantial excessive demand exists.
During that time, especially during our first season as a coach, we coined an adage, that we never mind repeating:
There is no better place to see the Fallen Nature of Man than Catholic school sports.
Of course, there is nothing special about the ‘Catholic’ part of school sports. The sentiment expressed above, like the Fallen Nature of Man, is far more universal than parochial schools. However, we think it appeals to both anti-Catholics, who mistakenly think that it is another example of Catholic hypocrisy, and devout Catholics, who know that it is, in fact, a central tenet of the religion. (That we can be saved despite our behavior is the remarkable thing. Actually, you know that everyone thinks that the fact that others, despite their behavior, can be saved is the truly remarkable part.)
We wish we knew enough Latin to translate our adage because we think it would be an excellent motto for many dioceses to adopt. Yeah, we realize there is little chance of that happening, but think how highly you, dear reader, regardless of your beliefs, would consider a bishop who adopted such a motto for sports.
Tonight we had a conversation with a friend in another town about their involvement as an athletic administrator, and that exchange allowed us to derive a corollary, which will present below. The friend relayed a recent telephone conversation with a parent who wanted to rail about a coach. The parent began to complain, and towards the abrupt end of the conversation, our friend corrected the parent by stating the parent was misinformed and by explaining what actually happened.
When we heard that we were reminded of Gilda Radner’s character, Emily Litella, on the old Saturday Night Live show during the late 1970s. (We thought the show was funny back then, but we’re not sure nowadays if it truly was or if we were just young and stupid and with no taste. Does anyone know if the show is still on television?) Per Wikipedia, she gave angry and misinformed editorial replies on SNL’s ‘Weekend Update.’ When told of her mistake by one of the ‘newscasters,’ she would apologize and say, “Nevermind.”)
After hanging up, we sent a message with a corollary of our adage. (Can adages – like theorems – can have corollaries? It’s meant to be humorous, anyway, so who cares!) So here’s our corollary:
You can work, volunteer, live, pray, and play besides folks, (you may, in fact, already know that they are complete slime balls) but you cannot determine the true depth of their buttheadness until closely involved with their kids and sports.
Sad (and funny) but true.
The other remarkable thing worth mentioning is that throughout the country, there are tens of thousands of (generally) semi-gray and semi-wrinkled volunteers who are willing – usually as politely as possible – to soothe and/or reprimand those who behave childishly. Most don’t sign up for it but still do it when they learn its their responsibility. We project – in a strict psychological sense – and joke that they do it as penance: perhaps consciously, perhaps not.
Seriously, thank God for them and God bless them as they do their generally unnoticed and under-appreciated work of attempting to help parents grow up. We don’t think that it is an overstatement to say their efforts help keep society functioning, and they most certainly help keep it civil.
A not-yet-pithy Aphorism
Or, It’s Hard to Win an Argument against Fools!
For a variety of reasons, we haven’t posted much lately. That is partially due to the fact that we have been extremely busy with both revenue-generating activities and non-profit, volunteer activities.
One of those activities involves mitigating the effects of a decent-sized mess created by others. (What other kind of mess is there, we joke?)
While pondering the effects of that effort, we thought of an interesting aphorism; however, as yet, we’re not sure if our current phrasing is as pithy as we’d like. This one’s along the lines that “nothing is foolproof because fools are so ingenuous.” (We first felt the sting of that one many years ago when writing Lotus 1−2−3 macros for commercial bankers. “How could they do that to my beautiful program!” we would frequently whine – with just cause.)
Now, our recent efforts made us realize that: ignoring good luck, it takes less wit (and guile and cleverness) to defeat the efforts of a worthy opponents than it does to defeat the concerted efforts of (a group of) unworthy ones.
Of course, we’re using the word ‘opponent’ to signify someone with an different preferred outcomes (than one’s own) but not necessarily a sworn enemy for life. We have in mind colleagues or co-workers or co-volunteers. One is most likely to observe such an outcome in a civil situation, but for what we have in mind, the phrase “civil discourse” gives too much credit to the other side.
We think it’s true because it is easier to argue against a reasonable or thoughtful person’s position than it is to rebut the impulses and non sequiturs of shallow, inconsiderate folks. The latter are no-win situations. How does one argue against impulses, non sequiturs, or well-known fallacies held dear as truth? Ah, if we knew that we’d attempt to share it with like-minded Senators and Congressman as they try to prevent nationalization of health care. Given that, maybe one corollary should be: it takes less wit (and guile and cleverness) to defeat the efforts of a worthy, intelligent opponent than it does to defeat a government bureaucracy.
Epilogue: by the way, we started thinking along these lines when we were explaining a situation to a reasonable friend. We’re were relaying to him a conversation with another person, in which we attempted to persuade that party to change their decision, which had quite messy implications. As we explained to our friend, our position was well-reasoned, and our adversary’s position was not. If the discussion were about the best defense to use in a particular basketball game, the other person’s position would be equivalent to, “we’re going to play zone defense today because it’s going to rain tomorrow.”
Our friend, being a bright, reasonable person – if a bit naïve – agreed with us and remarked that, “Well, what you said makes sense. So, they listened to you and changed their mind, right?” We remarked that, sadly, no. Our friend’s conclusion that we were successful was wrong, and our explanation to him was depressingly simple: without our help, the third party had made a decision based upon irrelevant facts and had ignored relevant implications; so, why would they bend to reason when it was explained to them? They wouldn’t and they didn’t. Yeah, as the subtitle reads, it’s hard to win an argument against fools.
P.S. We’re not writing about folks with a deep understanding of game theory or whatever, who are trying to act stupid or behave irrationally as a strategy. Sometimes it’s useful and wealth-maximizing to play dumb, but that’s a different story for another day.
No Fat Kids
What’s Up with that?
We actually mean the absence of fat kids.
On the sports page of today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal, there’s a very small blurb that mentions that 22% of the players in the NFL weigh more than 300 pounds. Of course, because many of them are giants, so they’re not necessarily overweight.
However, that fact reminded us of an observation that we made a few years ago, and that we were reminded of recently in another setting. We’ll let the reader draw his or her own conclusions.
This month, we’re assisting at an after-school basketball camp for third-graders. Recently, we were demonstrating and the kids were practicing ball-handling skills, including one where each person has a ball and revolves it around his or her waist as fast as possible – several times one way and then the other. Given the size of the ball and the shortness of their third-grade arms, it’s not easy for most of them to do.
We shouted – we’re good at that – for them to “suck in their stomachs” (to provide a bit of clearance) when we noticed that there wasn’t much in the way of stomachs to “suck in.” There were no overweight kids – not even any chubby kids. So, “sucking in” their stomachs wouldn’t do much good. To us, it looked very much like a representative group of eight– and nine-year olds from any income class from the 1970’s or earlier.
Now, based upon our observations of the locals, there is (1) nothing special about that grade in our parochial school of about 550 kindergarten through eighth-graders, and (2) based upon the kids in the neighborhood, the public elementary school isn’t very different nor is the local pubic high school. We attribute that to the fact that most kids are pushed to do something, and we cite the recent popularity of crew as evidence. (We joke that a great slogan is: “Crew: when you’ve given up on playing sports.”) For another example, the school hosts a sports banquet for seventh and eighth-graders, and of approximately 120 children in those grades, only a handful of children – usually two or three – aren’t eligible to attend because they haven’t played a sport at school. Often those non-attendees play other sports that aren’t offered by the school, like tennis.
Anyway, almost all the kids are pushed to play something (and, of course, they’re pushed to do a variety of other things, too: academics, volunteer and charitable activities, etc.)
All of this occurs about twenty miles away from the heart of the city in what seems to be a sleepy (and relatively affluent) exurb/suburb. The key word is relatively. There are a few absolutely wealthy families but not in our neighborhood or street, nor, unfortunately, in our house.
Now, the reason that we’re writing is that the basketball drill reminded us of a related observation that we made a few years ago when we coached middle-school basketball for girls. Our section was comprised of parochial schools located at various distances from the center of the city and ours was about the farthest away. (They were all in the same general direction.)
What we noticed was that on average, the girls were thinner the farther they lived from the city. The inner-city schools had a rather high percentage of obese children and the percentage and average weight/height ratio seemed to decrease as one moved outward to the near, mid– and far suburbs. In our quadrant, our casual empiricism would argue that affluence is positively correlated with the distance from the city. As such, we don’t think distance is the key variable, but it serves as a useful proxy for wealth. In other words, average weight (when adjusted for height or not) is a decreasing function of wealth or income.
Now, obviously the relationship would hold for only a relevant range of distances and the correct term for the function might be non-increasing, not decreasing and clearly it’s not deterministic. (Otherwise, those in distant rural areas might weigh nothing or something negative.)
Anyway, we think the following graph captures the relationship we observed.

There are many, many assumptions in our graph, which is a drawing, not a representation of calculations. It is not based on anything other than casual observations, i.e, other than our own child we don’t know the height or weight of any other. Moreover, there are huge variations in wealth within communities, and unlike public schools (in our region), children can attend Catholic schools wherever their parents choose to send them. That just means that there could be social and/or community effects, etc. Also, the relationship between distance and wealth need not hold for other directions away from this city and likely doesn’t hold in other cities where many wealthy people actually live in the downtown area.
As we mentioned above, other than inferring there is no general shortage of calories in the USA, we’ll let the reader drawn his or her own conclusions.
Fathers Against Stupidity
The Wall Street Journal’s web site has an article, Drunken-Driving Arrests Jump Among Women. The study covers the years between 1998 and 2007 and finds that arrests of women were about 29% percent higher in 2007 than in 1998.
According to the article, when asked, here is what Laura Dean-Mooney, president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving, had to say, “There’s no hard data on that. What you’re hearing more is that women are under more pressure, they’re now perhaps the breadwinner because of the unemployment rate.”
Indeed, the unemployment rate is over nine percent this year, but it was about 4.6% in 2007, which was the last year of the study. According this report, the overall rate was 4.5% in 1998, but because different methodologies were used, the two rates aren’t strictly comparable. The rate for women was 4.5% in 2007 – not much of a difference from 1998.
Sorry Ms. Dean-Mooney, but unless the quote was taken out-of-context, it’s nonsensical and stupid.
Royal Pains
Special Treatment for Volunteers and Donors
We like the new television show Royal Pains because much of the pilot episode rang so true with us.
If you haven’t seen it, we’ll explain why.
During the episode, a former emergency-room physician, Dr. Hank, serendipitously becomes a concierge physician in the Hamptons. He is a former emergency-room physician because during the first few minutes of the show he was fired by the administrator of a New York City hospital.
He was fired by the administrator because he followed protocol – i.e., did the right thing – and treated a young man who was in more desperate need of care than one of the hospital’s largest donors, who happened to be in the emergency room at the same time. As luck would have it, the wealthy donor had an unexpected setback and died and Hank was fired. Again, it seems that both morally and according to the hospital’s established protocol, Hank did the right thing (for hoi polloi, at least).
It’s not clear whether the donor would have survived had Hank devoted his attention to the man, but clearly Hank was fired for not giving special attention to him, which, it seems, would have been at the expense of the younger man.
Donations or Transactions?
The episode is too sketchy to determine whether the dead donor would have expected special treatment or whether he would have demanded it had he been conscious, but in real life, many want something for their donations.
That quid pro quo is okay – and sometimes understandable – however, such contributions should not be confused with charity.
We’re not particularly naïve about the fallen nature of man, but in certain settings we’re still shocked when we see egregious, self-serving behavior thinly disguised in a veil of charity and philanthropy.
As such, although we don’t like much about income taxes, we do like the fact that to determine the deductible portion of the contribution, the IRS requires that the value of dinners, services, or products provided be subtracted from the contribution.
We wish there were a way to calculate the option value of such contributions so that the expected value of a possible future request could also be subtracted from the contribution (to determine the net, expected value that could be attributed to good intentions.) We wonder whether that amount is usually positive or negative. Whether the sacrifice involves cash, time, or effort, it’s not selfless charity if you expect something in return. Moreover, whether good deeds count or not depends upon your particular beliefs; however, we think that motives matter, too.
Special Accommodations for Me, not Thee
Slightly – but only slightly – less egregious than those seeking quid pro quo for their “donations” are those who volunteer thier time and effort but seek special accommodations and arrangements and favors not granted to other volunteers.
Again, we’re shocked – but no longer surprised – by such behavior.
It certainly behooves charitable and other not-for-profit organizations to minimize the burden placed upon volunteers, especially if there are no substitutes for the time and effort (and, say, blood). However, the administrators of most not-for-profits understand that fact, and already attempt to mitigate that burden in the optimal, systematic fashion. (We’re not arguing that they always get it right.)
You should note that not granting a special privilege to you – despite all that you do – may be the best way to maintain the long-term efficiency of the organization. (There are few secrets.) So, don’t take it personally. Recognize the potential damage or cost if other volunteers were given the same privilege. (You know how others are fallen and would want or demand what you got if they knew about it.)
Also, please note the subjective nature of the assessment if you conclude that your time, efforts, and interest are more valuable than similar contributions made by others (so that only you deserve special consideration). It’s probably the case that others have drawn the same conclusion about their own efforts.
Penultimately realize that, per Clare Boothe Luce, “No good deed goes unpunished.” So, why should you expect more than the satisfaction of knowing that you did the right thing.
Finally, please note that we consider this post’s title to be an excellent double entendre.
Corporate Projects and D-Day
In the previous post, we mentioned today’s brief editorial, The Right and Wrong Stuff, in The Wall Street Journal comparing the eight years of progress between the time of President Kennedy’s famous moon speech and the actual moon landing with the nearly eight years of very limited progress in construction at Ground Zero from 9⁄11 until today. The editors rightfully call the present circumstances a national disgrace.
We think that one of the reasons we like the comparison is that we’ve made similar ones in the past.
We’ve heard about many corporate projects and initiatives that through lack of will or direction or competence take far longer to accomplish (or merely end) than they should. When we’ve experienced those situations we’ve asked: (1) do you know that the Allies planned and launched D-Day in less time than it’s taken for to get this project moving, and (2) do you know that the U.S. and its allies defeated Germany and Japan in less time than this project has been alive?
Think about that the next time you waste away your day and life in a status meeting for an upcoming software conversion. (How many software revisions and generations has the conversion lasted.)
Senior managers may want to consider what mechanisms and policies they’ve enacted that makes such lacks of progress acceptable tactics. Oh, it’s not your fault because you’re not directly involved? Are you sure it’s not?
Geographic Good Fortune
We did nothing to deserve it, but we are very grateful to have been born in the United States. (Granted, that was tempered by being born near Pittsburgh, but we write that qualification mainly in jest.) In fact, we doubt that we did anything prior to our birth to deserve it, and haven’t done much since that day to be worthy of citizenship, but, hey, we do tend to pay our taxes on time and under-utilize our share of government services. (That has to count for something and likely makes us some sort of oppressed minority.)
One need read no more than the first Opinion page in today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal to get some indication of the enormity of our geographical luck. In a previous post, we mentioned L. Gordon Crovitz’s column on Chinese censorship and the complicity of western firms, which is at the top of the page. Glad we’re not there.
There’s also a column about problems in South America that is in the middle of the page. Glad we’re not there.
Finally, there is a short essay about Iran at the bottom of the page: Iran and the Tragedy of Bad Ideas by Andrew Klavan. Glad we’re not there, too.
It is a very, very good essay. Mr. Klavan writes about a movie, “The Stoning of Soraya M.” and why he found it to be so compelling. He explains why it shouldn’t be compelling, e.g., given the title, there’s not much suspense. Moreover, she was innocent; so, it is no satisfaction or justice when punishment is meted out.
Instead, Mr. Klavan writes how one woman’s senseless execution represents all that is wrong with that nation’s government and that culture, and that is what he finds so gripping. We think the fact that such an appalling event occurred only 23 years ago and still occurs today is what strengthens the movie’s grip on the viewer. Yes, it is a “tragedy of bad ideas” although “ideas” is an overly generous term to describe the impulses, urges, and tendencies that would permit such transgressions.
So, as we go to eat dinner, and thank God for our blessings, we’ll also to remember to thank Him for our geographical good fortune.
Nobody Cares*
*Except, possibly the malicious.
There’s an op-ed piece in today’s edition of The Wall Street Journal about something called lifetracking, Tracking Life in Graphic Detail. It’s by Christine Rosen, and it’s on the Taste page in the Weekend Journal section.
It seems that many self-absorbed individuals publish all the details of their lives on the web, including graphic, sexual details and data like their GPS-location details, too. (We publish our opinions to strangers on the web for a variety of reasons, including as a cathartic way to spare the family at the dinner table. Whether the children deserve that courtesy is much in doubt.)
We suppose that such folks who publish those kinds of details are too self-absorbed to realize the risk and potential harm they face from stalkers, burglars, and other malicious persons. Think of the human equivalents of Digger the dermatophyte. They do exist and our culture breeds no short supply of them.
So, when you’re blasting the details of your oh-so-interesting-life to the world, please realize that you may be annoying a psychotic ex-lover, informing a stalker of you constant whereabouts or telling the neighborhood burglar that you’re not home. (Yeah, given their fallen natures, we’re deeply suspicious of men (and some women, too), which is why we believe that it is the Second Amendment that ensures the freedoms promised by the other nine.)
By the way, the pedant in us must take issue with one of Ms. Rosen’s statements. She writes: “Enthusiasts of lifetracking compare their quest for turning information into self-knowledge with the great diary-keepers of earlier eras…” Sorry Ms. Rosen, but as we often write, details are not information. Other than in a few rare cases or for those individuals who may use such details for the above-mentioned malicious purposes, it seems that such self-reported data are worthless details that – by definition – are ignored and unconsidered. In that respect, they have similar, zero, signal-to-noise ratios of most text messages sent by teenagers: see the first three linked posts, especially Texting, Dante and McLuhan.
By the way, there’s another essay on the same page about equally obscene levels of self-absorption. That column is entitled, This Boomer Isn’t Going to Apologize, and it’s by Stephen Moore. Of course, it’s another story about baby-boomers and how they think the the world should think and care (only?) about them. (Please grow up!)
In his column, Mr. Moore notes the tendency at many graduation ceremonies this Spring for speakers in their fifties and sixties to apologize for their generation’s many mistakes. It seems that, childishly, they can’t let their children’s graduations be about the children. They feel compelled to inflict their own feelings (and shortcomings) on their children and the proceedings because it must always and everywhere be about them.
While it is a pleasant surprise to see folks, who are quite old enough to be adults, attempt to take responsibility, we’d prefer that they just shut-up and go away.1 Because, frankly, it’s not all about you, and as we state in the title, it is the case that nobody cares. Tell it to your priest, but remember, they’re only human and bore easily, too.
- It is a tad bit refreshing after reading about Robert Rubin, who was the topic of our post, The Seventy-Year-Old Teenager.) ↩
Not Seeing the Obvious
Last month, we wrote Let the Girls Play, which was subtitled, The Problem’s Worse when Coaches Can’t or Won’t Shut-up.
Here’s another example of extremely bad coaching.
We recently attended a game in which we noticed that one of the starting point guards couldn’t dribble without looking at the ball. When she looked at the ball, she was a fine dribbler, but unfortunately, she couldn’t tell when anyone was open on (1) fast breaks or (2) when she was “running the offense” from the top of the key. Because we were sitting on the end line, it was quite easy to notice the bad habit every time she brought the ball up the court.
Short passes to other guards weren’t the problem, but hitting the open person under the hoop was an impossibility unless she had already stopped dribbling.
When we inquired, we learned that the girl – who looked to be about 16 – had the same coach for the past several years; this upcoming season is to be the fourth year in a row. It’s only in those situations that you realize the difficult odds that children face when dealing with incompetence in positions of authority.
Looking at the ball while dribbling is an easy enough problem to fix – almost every six-year does it, but most 16-year-olds don’t – but if your coach (or your parent) doesn’t notice, what hope do you have to improve? A bad habit remains a bad habit and becomes something to cling to during stressful episodes, i.e., when the game is to be decided. Clearly, that can lead to bad outcomes for all involved.
What’s worse is that when we asked a few of the players after the game, all were aware of it, but no one would mention it. Even the least experienced player knew about it, but the coach, who was not young, did not. We suspect that at least a few of the girls didn’t mention it because it gave them an advantage when competing against her. We suspect that others imagined that the girl wouldn’t take kindly to the criticism.
Yeah, we know, there’s almost a countably-infinite number of analogies in corporate and political life every single day. Regardless, it’s still sad, but then that’s why we’re the president of our own firms.
