Archive for December 4th, 2008
Unappreciated Irony
So, a few coaches sent copies of a communication that they received from the director of their basketball league. All coaches were simultaneously told that regardless of the advanced notice, under no circumstances could games be canceled or postponed via e-mail as e-mail was inherently unreliable. Such notice could only be given over the phone! E-mail is unreliable!
Do you want the guess the medium of the communication? It didn’t involve paper, voice, pictures, pantomime, carrier pigeons or smoke signals.
Freedom, Liberty and Risk-taking
Daniel Henninger has an interesting column in The Wall Street Journal today. It is entitled America Needs Its Frontier Spirit.
Although we don’t entirely agree with it, we do like his sentence: “The great danger now is that a depressed and angry people will allow the risk-taking American baby to be thrown out with the toxic-securities bathwater.”
Perhaps he should get out of New York City a bit more, because we’re not sure that common folk such as ourselves are depressed nor generally angry; it’s much more directed and mature than that.
So if we edit his statement to our liking, Mr. Henninger is correct to note that “The danger… is that… people will allow… risk-taking… to be thrown out…”
He, like we, are concerned about regulatory over-reaction, but we think that he misses the point that many of his fellow citizens are also angry at the rampant, short-sighted greed in many corporations and the expediency and idiocy within those same corporations and much of the government: at both the state and federal levels.
That anger makes it much less likely that folks will subjugate themselves for a bit of security, especially if the security is for, say, Robert Rubin. So, we’re less concerned about the sudden loss of freedom, and more with the gradual, marginal changes in rules, regulations, and laws that imperceptibly infantilize (or is the “Europeanize”) us through time.
For an excellent column on that topic, one must turn to Freedom imperilled in the “Notes & Comments” section in this month’s The New Criterion. The emphasis there is on that gradual loss of individual liberty and the resulting bureaucratic thicket of rules, rules, rules (that then do not justify the ends but become the ends, in and of themselves).
Relating the two columns, we’d note that liberty is nothing if not the right to bear risks by taking unpopular or contrary actions and making unpopular or contrary statements – all with the expectation that the government will not interfere. (And that liberty permits many of us to cling to our guns and religion.)
How to Trade CMBS?
Our site’s statistics program keeps track of the search terms used to arrive at our humble little venue, and this morning we noticed a hit from the query, “How to trade CMBS?”
That, as they say, struck us kind of funny.
We thought: given the ongoing and (we would guess) accelerating problems in commercial real-estate such a question could come from either (1) someone completely unfamiliar with Commercial Mortgage-Backed Securities or (2) someone completely, deeply, and desperately immersed in the industry. (As a last-ditch effort for marketing help.)
In that way, we’d imagine that on a daily basis any number of commercial-loan conduit managers, bankers, structurers, traders, and CMBS investors all ponder the same question: how to trade CMBS? That, after all, is a defining characteristic of an illiquid or frozen market. Ouch.
If you’re interested in the nature of CMBS, the top post here is a good place to start.
So Far, So Good, Mr. Obama
The Wall Street Journal reports today that Obama Keeps His Distance From Treasury on TARP. It seems the Mr. Obama and his representatives are not providing the Bush administration officials with specifics about their mortgage and liquidity crises-related plans.
We say: what’s wrong with that?
Whether Mr. Obama and his staff are seriously deliberating and contemplating specific plans or actions or whether they are just pretending to do so, either is fine with us. Both are a vast improvement over the panic-speech of Mr. Paulson and Mr. Bernanke in the last half of September.
It’s our opinion that if those two had kept their mouths shut, took deep breaths and attempted to think, then the financial markets, the world’s economies, and the welfare of most the citizens of the United States would be much better today – not good, but better.
Frequently over the past few months, we’ve posted are own prescriptions for the two crises and they involve tax incentives to mitigate the mortgage crisis, and forceful expropriation/nationalization of the very worse large banks to mitigate the confidence and liquidity crisis that continues to loom over the nation and the world. Nationalize not because the government will operate the financial institution more efficiently, but do it because the government and the people it represents are already the residual claimants. Nationalize to penalized the failed boards and managements of the worst offenders, and set examples to motivate healthier firms to act. (Interested parties can search our archives for many, many related posts.)
Anyway, had the Bush administration and appointees been more deliberate there would still be a mortgage problem and a liquidity crisis, but the extent and effects of the liquidity crisis would have been muted. Many of their plans would still have been counter-productive, but those mistakes would not have been amplified by the panic-speech and vice versa, and we doubt that we would have seen the stock declines and record volatility that we’ve observed.
So, we cheer for Mr. Obama’s laconic style and hope that his aides continue to emulate that aspect of his personality during the transition and while in office. That almost seems conservative.
Sometimes, less is more, and silence is golden; so, we’ll end here.
Did They Get Our Big Buck?
Deer hunting season started in Pennsylvania on Monday. At one time, over one million hunters would enter the woods and fields on the first day of buck season giving Pennsylvania something like the world’s third– or fourth-largest standing army for a day or two.
Like many neighborhoods in exurbia, ours is overrun with deer. Not really over-run, but they are everywhere, especially near a couple of close-by ponds and in a valley leading to the subdivision. (We’ve spent hundreds on deer scram and that’s the biggest cost we’ve borne, but spreading it always seems worth it. It’s quite amusing to see how the mixture of dried blood and herbs drives the Basenjis absolutely crazy. That’s when we realize that despite their desire for luxury, Basenjis are on just this side of the line that separates tame dogs from wild dogs.)
While we like to shoot, we don’t hunt because we don’t care for the taste of wild game. We appreciate the fact that other people thin the herd and make the roads safer. In fact, we think of it almost every time that we drive at night. It is on those dark, windy roads that we most appreciate the steel frame and all 6,600 pounds of the Suburban. From experience, we can tell you that a 120-pound deer is no match for the hulking Suburban.
Anyway, on one of our walking routes, we became familiar with a big buck, and from conversations, it seems that many of the neighbors knew him, too. When we saw him this fall, he didn’t seem to have a care in the world. (How times change.) In fact, he hung-out in the woods about 100 feet from the road, and for the trained eye wasn’t too hard to spot: in general, look for horizontals, not verticals to see deer in the woods.
He would lie (lay?) in the woods curled in a ball – just like a dog. (We much prefer walking past him to walking past homeless people in the city as he never asked for money.) If you didn’t know that he was there, you would think that his fat butt was one of the many gray stumps that litter the hillsides.
He had a large, wide rack with thick antlers, and the neighbors insist that he was ancient because he walked slowly and acted like he owned the place. We’re not sure. He could have just been lazy and surly; we can relate.
Late this afternoon, we turned onto the main road, which is not more than a few tenths of a mile from his hollow. The chairman asked why a car was parked in a tight, awkward spot on the left side of the narrow, twisty, two-lane road. Because the car was parked on the high side and there was no sign of activity above it, we looked low to the right, and saw two ATVs driven by men in fluorescent orange coming up a gravel driveway. (It’s quite rugged terrain.) In the bed of one of the ATVs was a large, bloody, and quite dead deer, with a huge rack: thick and wide pointed straight towards the road.
We hoped it isn’t our big buck, and it may not have been, but it saddened us to think we won’t likely see him lounging in the woods. However, we must say that we much prefer that he and his rack become someone’s trophy the honest, legal way and not the other way indicated along the roadsides and highways of the region.
That second way is ignoble and dishonest, and results in the pathetic sight of decapitated road-kill.
Presumably, no one actually collides with a deer to get its antlers, but it seems that at least a few folks must drive our roads with saws in their cars looking for recently-decreased trophies along the side of the road. Given the number of headless corpses, we’re guessing that in their shamelessness, they’re willing to hack a head off and take it home and have it mounted. Either that or aliens are abducting deer and studying their brains returning only their torsos and legs. We’re not sure which hypothesis is scarier or more absurd.
We’ll update the post if we see him when the season ends and there is snow on the ground.
