Archive for December 3rd, 2008
Easy Come, Easy Go
The on-line version of The Wall Street Journal reports today that Harvard Endowment Loses About $8 Billion. As we read that article and the actual letter from Harvard it seems that endowment is down about 30% since June 30. (The university’s administration is not quite sure how much because the value of externally-managed private equity and real estate assets are reported on a lag. That is standard practice; so, the inexactitude is justified.)
Don’t fret; the endowment still has loads of assets. At one point, it seems that it had more than could be prudently managed, but that may no longer be a problem. Don’t worry dear reader, we’re not writing as an exercise in schadenfreude.
Instead, we’re writing because we like this especially silly line in the article: “Harvard’s loss is especially striking given the endowment’s formerly chart-topping investment performance.” It was written by reporter John Hechinger.
Yes, Mr. Hechinger, as it turns out, that is the nature of taking risk: the cost of attempting to generate higher returns, usually and especially chart-topping performance, is the occasional loss. Sometimes that cost is a greater probability of loss, sometimes it is a greater magnitude of loss, and sometimes both. In this case, the magnitude is “About $8 Billion” so far.
Rough God Goes Riding
Music for Our Times
The turbulence in the financial markets shows no sign of ending. Commodities buyers, including food companies and airlines, suffer large losses from “hedging” programs as prices plummet. “Hedge” funds suffer losses that are exacerbated by the high leverage applied during calmer days; redemptions are limited. Industries and unions beg for our tax dollars. State governments beg for our other tax dollars. All the while, heaping mounds of mortgages moulder unvalued and unsold.1 As $119 million man Robert Rubin laments: “Nobody was prepared for this…”
It reminds us of (1) the uncertainty quote that we often cite from St. James’ only Epistle, and (2) Van Morrison’s 1997 song Rough God Goes Riding (from his 1997 CD The Healing Game).
Here’s the quote:
Come now, you who say, “Today or tomorrow we shall go into such and such a town, spend a year there doing business, and make a profit”—
you have no idea what your life will be like tomorrow.
You are a puff of smoke that appears briefly and then disappears.
Instead you should say, “If the Lord wills it, we shall live to do this or that.”
But now you are boasting in your arrogance. All such boasting is evil.
So for one who knows the right thing to do and does not do it, it is a sin.
Not all the words that Mr. Morrison wrote fit so perfectly, but the ones that do combined with the melancholy harmonica and sax, the slow tempo, and Mr. Morrison’s (ever-present) anguish, make Rough God Goes Riding the perfect song for late 2008. Here are selected lyrics:
Oh, the mud splattered victims
Have to pay all along the ancient highway,
Torn between half-truth and victimization…
…Gaping wounds that will never heal
Now they’re moaning like a dog in a manger…
…There’ll be no more heroes
They’ll be reduced to zero…
When that rough God goes riding…
Riding on in, riding on in
Riding on in, riding on in
Reminds us of that old curse: “May you live in interesting times.”
*We must admit that while we did not and do not agree with them, we completely empathized with the CEOs of Chrysler, Ford, and GM when they flew into Washington DC in November. (Not when they drove in December.) It’s clear that they had absolutely no coherent plan (other than begging), but wanted our money. Their thinking must have been: hey, when did a plan become a prerequisite. Henry Paulson didn’t need one, why should we? Of course, that’s the problem with arbitrariness, capriciousness, and expediency; you never know when the rules are going to change – rough God or not.
